[Pollster1]

. . . the man responds that he doesn’t live in a police state with martial law.

Serious thoughts: don't lie to a cop - it makes them angry. I suspect the false statement I quoted is what set the cop off.

[zeugma]

. . . the man responds that he doesn’t live in a police state with martial law.

Serious thoughts: don't lie to a cop - it makes them angry. I suspect the false statement I quoted is what set the cop off.

I'd say 'LOL', but it's close enough to the truth to be sad instead.

. . . the man responds that he doesn’t live in a police state with martial law.

Serious thoughts: don't lie to a cop - it makes them angry. I suspect the false statement I quoted is what set the cop off.