Posted on 04/16/2013 9:02:14 AM PDT by John Semmens
Under criticism for handing over personal data on farmers and ranchers to environmental groups, the Environmental Protection Agency defended its actions as “cost-effective under current budget constraints.”
“Normally, we’d harry these despoilers of the environment ourselves,” said Bob Perciasepe, Acting EPA Administrator. “But with the budget being hemmed in by the sequester we have to seek other ways of achieving our objectives. We saw arming these environmental groups with potentially useful information as a way of multiplying or leveraging our forces. We thought we’d get more bang for the buck, so to speak.”
if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...
http://azconservative.org/2013/04/12/obamacare-unworkable-gop-blamed/
I stubbed my toe last night when i got up for a drink of water, and do you know why?
yep... sequester.
For Semi-News this is actually pretty good!
Accurate satire, what'll you think of next?
Fake but accurate!
“Second Paragraph Rule:” That’s when I wise up and look for your name....
As a result of the sequester, all freedom of information applications are temporarily being approved. Therefore, all 937,000 pages of Hussein’s sealed records have now been made available to the public.
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