Butter-Knife-Wielding Girl Stopped by School Officials; Pears Shaken but Unharmed

Godfather Politics ^ | Mar 30, 2013 | Tad Cronn

[KeyLargo]

[HereInTheHeartland]

This crap needs to stop.

[Cringing Negativism Network]

Agreed 100%.

We have stood aside and allowed liberals to create a total alternate reality in our schools.

That must change.

[Mr. K]

Didnt ANY of the MORONS have the brains to cut-up her pear and then take the knife to the office and hold it for her????

[Bob]

Aid and abet the crime??? Become an accessory after the fact? Participate in a conspiracy? School personnel could get in serious trouble for doing that!

[Farmer Dean]

It will stop.A real change that decent people can believe in is coming soon.

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

A butter knife is nothing but a small spatula.

In school we all used metal cutlery knives. No one tried to stab each other. A fork was a better weapon.

Stupidity seems to rule in school administrations now.

[llevrok]

Aid and abet the crime???

Not to mention touching Michelle Obama un-approved food.

[detective]

This is exactly what gun control is. Exactly.

School policy: Thugs who assault other children are allowed to do as they please. Good students who bring knives to cut their lunch or draw pictures of guns and do nothing wrong are punished,

Gun control: Thugs who commit crimes are allowed to do as they please. Law abiding citizens who own guns are punished.

[Jack Hydrazine]

The Doctor hates pears.

“And five, five VERY important - Don’t let me eat PEARS. I HATE pears. John Smith is a character I made up but I won’t know that. I’ll think I AM him, and he might do something stupid like EAT a PEAR.”

They cause his mouth to make a few strange noises that goes somewhere along the lines of
“Bingle-Bongle-Dingle-Dangle-y­ickety-doo-yickety-dah-ping-po­ng-lippy-tappy-too-tah.”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uz9JKbSkUW8

[pepsionice]

In the history of America....has anyone ever died from a butter knife attack?

[chainsaw]

More school official stupidity. How did they get their jobs anyway?

[MissMagnolia]

Pears Shaken but Unharmed

Pears are deathly afraid of a butterknife ... especially if they are in a nice, homemade jar of Pear Butter. Her actual 'peers', probably not as much as the article would like you to believe.

[MissMagnolia]

Second sentence needs a “/s” or something .... :-)

[EternalVigilance]

I think that in a free land like America a trial by a jury of her pears is in order.

[bigbob]

Just think of the mayhem this little pixie could do if she every moves up to the automatic model:

[KeyLargo]

Breaking:

Department of Education to limit eating utensils to penitentiary approved spoons along with government approved food.

[nothingnew]

I think that in a free land like America a trial by a jury of her pears is in order.

Ha! Very good.

FMCDH(BITS)

[Waywardson]

Two things:

Get your children OUT of government schools and DEMAND an END to government funding of schools.

[Rodamala]

In a world where mommy can spread frosting on your gluten-free birthday cake with a paper knife, maybe you can have mommy grind up your pear with a food mill and drink it from you BPA-free sippy cup?

May as well... you'll be sucking from the gubmint entitlement program sippy cup for the rest of your lives, kids.