Oh and I forgot I am also stocking up on lots of canned Gagh with Yamok Sauce!
MY COLD STEEL 24 INCH MACHETE CAME TODAY! This thing is so long, it's like Michonne’s sword on Walking Dead. I'm not kidding, it is so long I won't have to get close at all to those dead sharp thorned rose bush limbs to whack them off.
And for zombies - let's just say they will meet their second death with this monster machete. It is so lethal (looking).