11. Satan’s wart is on his chin instead of next to his nose.
Those are good, especially #10.
“10.Satan does not have a second in command as dimwitted as Biden.”
14: Satan didn’t marry his beard.
Satan has experience running a large complex organization successfully.
15. Satan outwits people.
11. Satans biggest accomplishment is convincing people he does not exist.
Satan knows what he’s doing
Satan does not need Jarret to act on his behalf
Satan will occasionally do something right if only to throw people off...
This could go on for (insert Carl Sagan here) BILLIONS AND BILLIONS of examples.
#5 is a hoot. Gotta remember that one. Thanks for the laugh!
Obama/Satan - One of them believes in God.
Satan knows Scripture and can quote it correctly...
16. Satan would never have married Michelle, he already knew what Hell is.
lulz Ping
The devil is not negro
Even before Obama was nominated, I read a very interesting exchange on another forum. It began in the usual nonsense thread about the possibility that Obama was the antichrist.
At some point, an Obama supporter said he actually wished that Obama *was* the antichrist. Why? “Because then he would be powerful, and give us (his supporters) what we want, and punish the people we hate.”
The trouble is, I think that Obama supporter really meant it. He was so shallow that life for him was distilled into getting free stuff, and hurting those he hated.
Whether or not Hell really exists, this seems to me to be a person destined for it, as no other destiny seems appropriate.
Satan has standards. Obama does not.
Satan doesn’t have a Wookie wife.
Satan knows that there is a God. Obama doesn’t.
Obama has more little “devils” to help him in his quest for power.
Satan would reject Anita Dunn on general principles.
Satan is not a friend of labor unions.
1. Satan has a brain.
Gravitas.
Well, the anti-christ is the opposite of jesus
1. jesus was from a virgin birth - obama born from a whore
2. jesus says children are a gift from above- obama aborts them
3. jesus is truth- obama is a liar
4. jesus hates lawyers, obama is a lawyer
5. jesus destroys gays (sodom and gommorah)- obama embraces them
6. Democrats are the party (the people) that denied god three times in the open for the world to see.. catholics are wanting the chruch to “change” with the times— but only one problem with that— jesus (God) hasnt changed- jesus says “ you see me you see the father” - they think the same, and have no regrets about destroying gays at sodom and gommorah, or any other thing written-
Satan is envious of BO because BO won’t tell him where the other 7 or 8 states are.
Satan doesn’t need a teleprompter to tell him how to wreak havoc.
Satan doesn’t think he is God.
Satan TELLS Tiger Woods to come to HIS golf course.
Satan doesn’t blame women for his shortcomings.
I would dispute #8; he has agents doing his bidding, some quite enthusiastically.