White House Readying Hagel Replacement

Big Hairy News ^ | February 1, 2013 | Scooter Van Neuter

[WXRGina]

WASHINGTON (BHN) - In the wake of Chuck Hagel's disastrous performance Thursday in front of the Senate Armed Services Committee, sources in the White House say President Obama is preparing a replacement nominee.

"It's obvious Hagel's toast, so the President is preparing another nominee based on the same criteria he used to pick Chuck Hagel," said the source. "The new nominee for Defense Department head will be a rubber dog toy."

Upon hearing news of the replacement, Sen. Inhofe remarked, "Sounds like Bo picked this one - it's definitely an improvement over the last guy."

[WXRGina]

Crap. I forgot the caption to the photo:

President Obama confers with his replacement for Chuck Hagel

[BitWielder1]

You can be certain whomever 0 picks next will still be some controversial anti-American leftist completely unsuitable for the position.
That has been his MO so far.

[bigheadfred]

Blowfly Barry: "I need to call Richard Gere".

[WXRGina]

Richard Gerbil? Or maybe it’s Gerebil.

[WXRGina]

Yeah, and I think they were just giddy to nominate a “Republican” for the post—as an inside joke of sorts.

[Cicero]

I keep expecting him to pick Jane Fonda next, so he can defuse the charge that all his recent picks have been men.

[SoFloFreeper]

Under the bus ya go, Hagel.

I loved hearing in the local Obama buttlicking media that Hagel was “likely to be confirmed”....

never EVER reporting the anti-Jewish crap Hagel spewed.

[lbryce]

Honest! When I first saw the title, I thought it said “White House Readying Hair Replacement”

[KC_Lion]

[holden]

Hey, now, they sucked it up for Hanoi John F'n Kerry!

After that fait accompli performance, who wouldn't think they'd roll over for another one from among the Senate elites?

HF

[RedMDer]

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[INVAR]

Don’t be a bit surprised if suddenly and shockingly - Hagel gets the votes and wins the nomination - with help from the Judenrat GOP leadership.

Don’t discount Psy-Ops here - we’re dealing with a regime at war with what is left of America.

All is fair in their war.

[WXRGina]

Yeah, she'd fit right in with the Obot Defense Department.

[bigheadfred]

I’m just kidding. I’m sure Blowfly Barry has a highly experienced proctologist on speed dial.

[INVAR]

The dog toy is just a ploy. But only half-jokingly.

[cuban leaf]

In the wake of Chuck Hagel’s disastrous performance Thursday in front of the Senate Armed Services Committee

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I dunno. Obama’s first debate performance was pretty bad, but here we are...

[WXRGina]

... we’re dealing with a regime at war with what is left of America.

I've been shouting that from the rooftops for a while now. We're in such big trouble--more than we can imagine (well, maybe not more than WE can imagine, but you know what I mean).

[LostInBayport]

And here's the replacement!

























"Ah ha ha! Now I can be Vacation Gal 24/7, with taxpayer-funded travel and shopping, uh, diplomatic expenses! I will complete my Boob Belts of the World collection yet!"

[CMailBag]