DUmmie FUnnies 01-15-13 (DUmmies Slam Lance Armstrong)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 15, 2013 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[Smedley]

If only the DUmmies would hold their politicians to any real standard I might appreciate their angst

[Smedley]

If only the DUmmies would hold their politicians to any real standard I might appreciate their angst

[Smedley]

If only the DUmmies would hold their politicians to any real standard I might appreciate their angst

[Smedley]

If only the DUmmies would hold their politicians to any real standard I might appreciate their angst

[berdie]

Wait just a minute..

Isn’t Lance a huge lib?

Usually DU overlooks the faults of fellow libs.

[PJ-Comix]

He is a huge lib and a devout atheist.

[berdie]

I didn’t realize he was an atheist.

I wonder how he figures he survived cancer. Never mind...

[Charles Henrickson]

I was able to post my REAL opinion several times without fear of detection as an LFT.

I think I found one of your posts, PJ. It was this one, right?

34. He is a stud muffin. I love lance.

[freedumb2003]

>>I just heard on the news that Armstrong did NOT make a real confession on Oprah. He pulled a Pitt and did a partial birth non-apology.<<

I heard something a few minutes ago where obluh said “well, he didn’t say he didn’t not say he didn’t not do it” or maybe not...

[TBP]

What a bunch of hypocrites these liberals are. But I repeat myself.

[Charles Henrickson]

Inspired by her interview with Lance Armstrong, Oprah begins training for the Tour de French Fries:

[TBP]

The thing is, cycling is a fair sport because essentially 100 percent of them cheat. If everyone cheats, you have a level playing field, albeit a level playing field of cheaters.

Doping is expected. It’s only considered wrong if you’re American.

[Charles Henrickson]

Oprah and Ellen are working out on their tandem. Ellen usually likes to take the rear.

[visualops]

how can I learn to coupon like you?

[PJ-Comix]

how can I learn to coupon like you?

Just study the couponing sits on the Web, Grasshopper. Less than four years ago I really began my couponing with getting a simple pack of hot dogs for only about a buck. I've progressed to the point where that would be a buck too much for me when using coupons.

[CSM]

“From all of us who NEVER enhanced our skills falsely, all of us who left sweat, blood and tears on the *surface of your choice, I spit on Armstrongs shoes.”

Dear DUmmie, You didn’t build that!

[CSM]

“He had no interest in funding anything until cancer affected him personally.”

No one is allowed to have their opinions “evolve” except dear leader.

[CSM]

“he lied about it and continued to lie about it in spite of the evidence. And - maybe the worst part - had a lot of people stand by him and defend his name in good faith while he kept quiet. He’s an asshole.”

“I did not have sexual relations with that woman!” BJ Clinton

Still heralded by DUmmies.

[Arrowhead1952]

He should be in jail for the fraud he perpetrated with his business partners.

[Perhaps he could share a cell with the co-author of WILLIAM RIVERS PITT.]

Perhaps all 0 bummer voters should be in jail for the fraud they voted into office TWICE with fraud in both elections.

[Paradox]

I dont have a huge problem with Lance using PED, because at that level, EVERYONE is taking them. Yep, everyone at the top levels of bicycling is taking performance enhancing drugs. You ever wonder why, when a "cheater" is outed, that the other active cyclists don't disown him? Because they all do it. Does that make it right? Well, yeah, in a way it does. Still makes/made him the best at what they all do.

What I DO have a problem with, is the way he lied. I mean, sure, they all lie, but his was probably the most Epic PED lie in all of sports. The sanctimony, the outrage at his accusers and critics.. that was ugly.