Skip to comments.Obama's Rats Jump Ship to Line Their Pockets!!!
Posted on 01/12/2013 11:14:07 AM PST by NOBO2012
Its getting hard to keep up with all the rats abandoning ship around here. It looks like well be rearranging a few of the deck chairs ahead of our historic first, second inauguration.
Here, help me move this a little more to the left
Heres what we know so far regarding the rats bailing on us: Hillarys leaving State to pursue other interests i.e. making money on the lecture circuit with Bill. More than likely shell be replaced by lantern jawed senior statesman Jean Karré, who finds our military reminiscent of Genghis Kahn(snip)
Lets just say there is a lot of surplus government cheese out there to be had and our house rats have been adequately trained to know how to snag it.
I just think we have to spread the cheese around.
Butt today, lets focus on my personal favorite shipmate, Turbo-Tax Timmy:
Also referred to affectionately around here as Rat-boy,
Joe Buck and Ratzo Rizzo, left and right
I understand Timmy is leaving to pursue his own cheese:
Ratbert gets a job offer, butt it doesnt provide enough cheese
(snip)So I suspect well be offering the training to all incoming team members too, along with Advanced Rat Training 201 and 301:
Advanced Rat Training 201
Oh, there will most assuredly be looting:
Advanced Rat Training 301
I has a Cheezie! Thanks Boss!(snip)
Okay Timmy, Ive...Continued
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