Obama's Rats Jump Ship to Line Their Pockets!!!

Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 1-12-2013 | MOTUS

[NOBO2012]

It’s getting hard to keep up with all the rats abandoning ship around here. It looks like we’ll be rearranging a few of the deck chairs ahead of our historic first, second inauguration.

 

Here, help me move this a little more to the left

Here’s what we know so far regarding the rats bailing on us: Hillary’s leaving State to “pursue other interests” i.e. making money on the lecture circuit with Bill. More than likely she’ll be replaced by lantern jawed senior statesman Jean Karré, who finds our military reminiscent of Genghis Kahn(snip)

Let’s just say there is a lot of surplus government cheese out there to be had and our house rats have been adequately trained to know how to snag it.

 

“I just think we have to spread the cheese around.”

Butt today, let’s focus on my personal favorite shipmate, Turbo-Tax Timmy:

 

 

Also referred to affectionately around here as “Rat-boy,”

 

 

and “Ratzo”(snip)

 

Joe Buck and Ratzo Rizzo, left and right

I understand Timmy is leaving to pursue his own cheese:

 

Ratbert get’s a job offer, butt it doesn’t provide enough cheese

(snip)So I suspect we’ll be offering the training to all incoming team members too, along with Advanced Rat Training 201 and 301:

 

Advanced Rat Training 201

Oh, there will most assuredly be looting:

 

Advanced Rat Training 301

  I has a Cheezie! Thanks Boss!(snip)

 

“Okay Timmy, I’ve...Continued

[Wolfie]

The “Make Policy and then go work for Private Sectory/Lobbyists” revovling door is decades old. It’s a sure route to riches.