Thats cool. Its just that a pos drunk driver really changed my childhood years and apparently my knee-jerk reaction to reading a drunk driving joke on the Freeper is to get all pissy. heh!
But just so you don't think I have no sence of humor...
WIFE: "There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor."
HUSBAND: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous."
WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor."
HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburetor is. I'll check it out.
HUSBAND: "So, where is the car?"
WIFE: "In the pool."
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A traffic cop pulled alongside a speeding car on the motorway.
Glancing into the car, he was astounded to see that the old lady, was knitting while driving.
Realising that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the policeman wound down his window, turned on his loudspeaker and yelled, 'PULL OVER!'
'NO', the old lady yelled back, 'IT'S A SCARF!'
I lost my wife to cancer at 29, leaving me to raise a young daughter. Which I did. It totally wrecked everything in my existince. Shit happens and it sucks.
Yet I maintain my sanity at all the cancer jokes regarding people like Chavez. I manage to deal with it just fine. And I feel no desire for anyone to walk on pins and needles around my particular issue. Or anyone elses.
Thank you for your reply. I’ve read your other posts on the subject and would probably respond as you have given the circumstances. My brother was hit by drunk illegal aliens and had his car totaled but he was unhurt. He was out the deductible and higher premiums as the illegals had no insurance and suffered no lasting penalties. I would be pretty bitter to losing a family member needlessly like you did and don’t blame you one bit. Take care.