I hate to be a party pooper but DO NOT DRIVE DRUNK. And if you think you absolutely must drive drunk, please make sure to only injure or kill yourself.
I would never drive drunk. I am usually the designated driver in our family. I do drink socially at home on occasions. Drunk driving itself is not a joke but I did think we can still laugh at obvious jokes. I thought it was funny.
My mom was hit by an old man.
No Old Man Jokes.