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To: Norm Lenhart

I was out on the lake yesterday on my boat with my dog, cat and all my guns....

Then the boat tipped.....

My guns disappeared to the murky bottom....

The dog drowned the cat trying to stay afloat...

So the dog and I used the now dead cat as a floatation device to kick our way to shore....

Desperate to stay warm, we lured a moose close to us with a piece of cheese I found in my pocket...

Killed the moose and used it carcass to warm the dog and myself....

Fortunately, my sister (who had been showering since last Tuesday) stopped by in her car and picked us up ....

Alas for my guns and Fluffy....sniff

18 posted on 12/22/2012 5:54:50 AM PST by nevergore ("It could be that the purpose of my life is simply to serve as a warning to others.")

To: nevergore

RACIST!!!!!!!

;)

19 posted on 12/22/2012 5:56:06 AM PST by Norm Lenhart

To: nevergore

Is your dog a pitbull?

25 posted on 12/22/2012 6:01:04 AM PST by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)

To: nevergore

Did you, by chance, see a rabbit with a pancake on it's head while you were saving yourself and the dog?

27 posted on 12/22/2012 6:05:29 AM PST by pepperdog ( I still get a thrill up my leg when spell check doesn't recognize the name/word Obama!)

To: nevergore

I like it!

34 posted on 12/22/2012 6:11:14 AM PST by FrogMom (Chicken Little is coming, and he's right!)

To: nevergore

every trite free republic cliche in one post!

44 posted on 12/22/2012 6:25:58 AM PST by brivette

To: nevergore

Alas for my guns and Fluffy....sniff

I'll drive a cab to that. Very good story and true too {or is it two?}.

Let's not get two series.

49 posted on 12/22/2012 6:48:22 AM PST by USS Alaska (Nuke the terrorist savages, start today.)

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