“A few years back an urban group spontaneously asked a St Louis judge to keep the polls open in da Hood until 10 because it was allegedly very busy. Miraculously that district delivered big for the D candidate.”
You know this is coming.
I can see it now:
Voters denied their right to vote due to flooded streets and polling places. Polls will remain open for one week to ensure a “fair” election.
Quick! We have all the inner city voters who were not expected to show up on Tuesday now holed up in shelters around the city. Load up the early voting booths on trucks and get them to the shelters ASAP!!!