DUmmie FUnnies 10-04-12 (Pitt Admits That Romney Won)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 4, 2012 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

I think this debate will provide lots of comedy gold until Biden goes on stage next week.

[kingu]

Biden will start the debate with: oh, and you’re a young feller.

[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[TigerClaws]

Look for a counter offensive of “fact check” spin from the left.

I was shocked to see two already ...that called out Obama!

This is why the press does no favors in not asking real question. Obama was absolutely destroyed. He couldn’t make it on a high school debate team.

[listenhillary]

Obama’s angling for the pity vote.

[RochesterNYconservative]

Huffington Post headline:

“Romney Wins The Night”

[Mercat]

Top ten!!!!

[NeoCaveman]

top 10

[cripplecreek]

P.S. "The moderator sucked" is no excuse. Lehrer was a train wreck, but Obama had a dozen opportunities to draw blood - big fat hanging meatballs over the plate - and he failed to swing at pretty much all of them.

No triple crown for you!

[GeronL]

next debate topic is foreign policy

DU might not want to watch that one.

[milagro]

Thanks for this post--your humor is such a delight! Am sitting here smiling and laughing and DAMN it feels good!

At least for right now--6:46am PST--it IS morning in America!

[ShadowAce]

Already happened

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

I don't know about anyone else but I plan on laughing like a Frenchman watching an undiscovered Jerry Lewis movie when the Biden debate airs. I'm going to be angry if he's not as funny as usual.

[Mr. Silverback]

Top 20!

[chesley]

15??

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

Romney was the energizer bunny on CRACK! Meanwhile Obama was on NyQuil!

That line makes me think of the new advert from the Pistachio Council:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2XlKzPSOXw This goes in the "WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?" file!

[PJ-Comix]

At least for right now--6:46am PST--it IS morning in America!

Meanwhile the DUmmies are taking their Mourning After pills.

[Darksheare]

Meanwhile: Msnbc says by way of excuse “Obama didn’t have a teleprompter last night.”

LOL

They admit with that one line that their vaunted “smartest man ever” who was supposedly “so articulate and a great orator” couldn’t debate his way out of a soggy paper bag without someone feeding him lines.

[bcsco]

Far, far too many opportunities simply wasted.

Kinda like his presidency. But then, that's a good thing all things considered...

I have a heavy heart right now.

Too many brewskies at Bukowski's will do that to ya...

Biden will be the attack dog. Republicans are expecting Ryan will walk all over him since he is supposed to be "gaffe-prone", but they have thrown a young guy out of his depth up against a master.

Yeah, how can a young, well-spoken, educated youngster ever handle a master putz?

Methodical, let Romney weave the tangled web. Now he's got to own it all. Absolutely deliberate, Obama never f*cks up a match like this, it was designed to go this way.

Absolutely! Look incompetent, spaced out and inept. That's the ticket!

What a bunch of dodos...

[erod]

The DUmmies just don't get it: the real Obama DID show up last night. Obama is one of the luckiest politicians I have ever witnessed rise to power. He always had the fortune to have candidates drop out early as was the case in his 2004 senate campaign or he had the fortune to run against miserable candidates, McCain in very favorable conditions like 2008.

So why did Obama lose the debate?

Obama lost because his style of debating is to run out the clock. He spews lies and lofty leftist platitudes and counting on not getting called on it. I.e. "If you like your doctor you can keep it" "Under my plan everyone gets a tax cut" debaters like McCain never called him out on his BS. Last night Romney did, and the results were lethal.

Now Barry is screwed he would basically have to change his whole debate style to win the next two rounds. He also has Bidden, a very bad choice for VP, in the bullpen who is going to get torn apart by Ryan which will further derail his campaign. If Romney won the election, he won it last night, Romney hit Zero on his record.