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Molsterman Reports on Benghazigate & Romney's Planned Debate Trickery
Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 9-30-2012 | MOTUS

Posted on 09/30/2012 10:49:14 AM PDT by NOBO2012


MOTUS:Molsterman, what are you doing over at State?

DQ:My experience at Justice with the “guns gone missing” probe for Univision made me a natural for digging into this Libyan mess.

MOTUS:What does the “guns gone missing” theory of Fast and Furious have to do with Benghazi?

DQ:Your kidding, right?...

MOTUS:Right. I get the Fast and Furious modus operandi, butt what do bitter clingers have to do with our dead Ambassador and the Navy Seals?

DQ:Sheeze, MOTUS! Can’t you connect the dots yet?(snip)We gave all sorts of heavy armaments to the Libyan rebels to overthrow Gadhafi…Only one problem. It didn’t work out so well. Not only did those “rebels” start using our shoulder mounted rocket launchers for unapproved terrorist attacks,

375_prairie-dogDesert Prairie Dogs armed with U.S. shoulder mounted rocket launchers

...but the leaders replacing the evil dictators (snip) are a lot more “al Qaeda” than Magna Carta. And they can’t even control their own terrorists...

DQ:So I decided to do something a little more fun and I’ve been moonlighting on my own over at Romney Debate Central.

MOTUS:Oh! That sounds dangerous!

DQ:Nah!(snip)I’d completely forgotten what it was like to be around adults. But once I got my bearings, I did pick up some interesting intel about the debate preparations.

MOTUS:Oh! Tell, tell!

DQ:Well, have you heard the rumor floating about how Romney intends to handle Big Guy’s lying during the debate, by touching his left index finger to his nose?

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Still another camp favors having Romney tug on his left ear...

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TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: benghazi; obama; romney

1 posted on 09/30/2012 10:49:25 AM PDT by NOBO2012
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