Al Gore Becomes a Priest, Says He Will Build an Ark

The Daily Rash ^ | unknown | Mark Donahue

[bigbob]

I think he’s got it a bit wrong, Algore has become the SIZE of an ark...

[gdzla]

ROFLMAO!!!!!

[gdzla]

ROFLMAO!!!!!

[Noumenon]

Just two questions for weird Al - sinker? Or floater?

[Theodore R.]

I wonder if TN people are still sorry they made GWB president.

[Jonty30]

If he’s building an ark, then all I can say is, “Bon Voyage!”

Who would have ordained him? As I understand it, you basically need the equivalent, in terms of years, of a master’s degree and that’s before you get a year in the seminary.

And we also know that the former vice-poodle has trouble with celibacy.

[Proud2BeRight]

He only will need to get one additional ass to complete a pair.

[surroundedbyblue]

I realize this is satire but Algore is such a nut job, I would be inclined to believe this stuff

[Blood of Tyrants]

Wouldn’t it make more sense if he became a carpenter?

[beethovenfan]

The priest garb helps him get free “local” massages.

[COBOL2Java]

"Tell me all your sins, my daughter - especially the juicy ones."

[machogirl]

His “Chakra” has to have been loosened.

[surroundedbyblue]

“The priest garb helps him get free “local” massages.”.

Um, what???? Exactly how does dressing up like a priest get one massages?

[Alex Murphy]

Although he is not officially a Catholic priest, the former vice president wears his black suit and white collar when he travels to third world countries to hear confessions. Though he did attend Vanderbilt University Divinity School in the early seventies, Al Gore told Matthews he never intended to become a minister.

“This actually has nothing to do with religion. I mean, I’m not only not a Catholic, but I don’t really even know what those people believe in. I just feel I have been called, by whom I don’t know, to hear confessions and to build an ark and save as many people as I can when the world is engulfed by water in ten years. I feel it in the very essence of my being. I feel it in my bones! I feel it! I feel it!”

BWA HAHAHAHAHAHA

[Harley]

He needs to perform and exorcism on the leaders of the Democrats and then himself.

[SgtHooper]

HAHA! When does this insanity end?

[SuziQ]

*snort*

[supremedoctrine]

It’s those special “role-playing” massages.
Al has the money, don’t worry.

[arthurus]

There are several very small sects that call themselves Catholic in which he could have got himself “ordained.” They even wear something like vestments and cassocks and stuff. Most of them don’t do Confession that way, though.