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DNC's Starwars Bar of Nuts, Sluts, Butts & Big Dawg Marking His Territory!
Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 9-6-2012 | MOTUS

Posted on 09/06/2012 8:30:01 AM PDT by NOBO2012

Apparently Big Guy was in favor of rejecting God and Jerusalem before he was against it. Still, the timing of the CHANGE-it-back move was not inspired. I mean, who needs the optic of half the DNC booing God? Three times! Sort of like Simon Peter.


My informal polling indicates that smacking down God and Israel still doesn’t play well anywhere in fly-over.

Butt other than that, this week’s DNC has been a spectacular venue for displaying BO’s ideas for America. So far I’ve sorted all the ideas and the speakers into 3 buckets: Nutz, Sluts and Butts. I’m certain you can sort through and create your own bucket lists. Just be a little careful. While Bill Clinton was marking his territory he might have peed in Big Guy’s bucket...

Big Dawg Marks his territory copyBig Dawg marks his territory, while supporting Big Guy 1000%

...Sandra Fluke did effectively reprise John Edward’s (who?) “two Americas” theme.

One America where the government pays for all your contraceptives and sex aides; and one where you’re left to your own devices to secure that basic human right...

Carried as part of the primetime lineup, the speech by contraception activist Fluke struck another dagger in the heart of the Republican’s War on Wimin. And it also inspired a whole new line of capitalist pig products...

2 BUCK FLUKE-goes downEach bottle comes with it’s own official DNC 2012 memorial condom

By all accounts, the dual purpose “Two Buck Fluke” is flying...

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TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: clinton; dnc; fluke; obama; slut

1 posted on 09/06/2012 8:30:11 AM PDT by NOBO2012
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To: NOBO2012
Some picture! Repubs could use this; or at least; some Repubs/lol. We know a 'pic' worth a 'thousand words'. Think this one, worth even more.
2 posted on 09/06/2012 8:40:54 AM PDT by cricket
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3 posted on 09/06/2012 8:44:36 AM PDT by gov_bean_ counter (ObamaCare is an assault on the unborn, infirmed and elderly. GOP, repeat this as necessary...)
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4 posted on 09/06/2012 9:15:17 AM PDT by TSgt (The only reason I have one in the chamber at all times, is because it is impossible to have two in.)
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That’s worth printing out. LOL

5 posted on 09/06/2012 9:34:17 AM PDT by TigersEye ( - OPSEC (give them support))
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