Yiddish Curses for GOP Jews

Tablet ^ | August 30, 2012 | Rachel Shukert

[ken5050]

Q: What do you call a male Jew who votes for Obama?

A: Schmuck, putz

[Mrs.Z]

It wasn’t the pubs who booed calling Jerusalem the capital of Israel.

[Excellence]

This is satire, right?

[Past Your Eyes]

Unfortunately, I don’t think it is :(

[HKMk23]

...wars should be fought in a giant stadium by world leaders armed with socks filled with horse manure,...

Hey, I'd pay to see that.

[American in Israel]

Not all people who claim to be Jews are actually Jews. When the Romans conquered the middle east, they destroyed Edom. The Surviving Edomites merged with occupied Israel and when Rome destroyed the temple, they dispersed with the Jews, as Jews.

So in their family memory they are Jewish descendants, But in their hearts, they are still Edomites, and hate Judah with an incalculable hatred.

This is why I believe the scripture for the last days saying (Rev 3:9)"Behold, I will make those of the synagogue of Satan who say that they are Jews and are not, but lie--behold, I will make them come and bow down before your feet, and learn that I have loved you." is there. ".

[luvbach1]

This is satire, right?

In reading the comments at the web site, it appears this is real.

[txhurl]

Trial lawyers getting their kids to write pro-0 articles.

[mlizzy]

Here is the site they put together: Ugly stuff!

[piasa]

you’re ...wondering aloud what terrible misfortune might need to befall them to bring them around, or at least lay their hypocrisy bare. That they should suffer a catastrophic illness...

... Unlike Irish or Italian curses, Yiddish curses rarely wish the target irreparable bodily harm....

and...

I can only wish that every child from a left-leaning Jewish family should get to hear at least once the sound of her father’s voice

Let the maniacs outlaw the morning-after pill the day before your daughter gets home from the NFTY convention

I can't help but notice that amid all the feigned concern for the unfortunate that these liberals put out (which extends only to aiding the suffering with other people's money and not aiding them with their own) ... that these liberals have no concern whatsoever for the people from whom all the largesse is to be stolen or about whether they people from whom the liberals wish to steal might need their own earnings to attend to their own suffering, the suffering of their own loved ones, and the needs of people whom they would otherwise selfless help if liberals didn't steal it and run it through the government waste-for-votes machine first.

So much hypocrisy, so little time.

[blueunicorn6]

Well, how did God, and the Jewish people, feel about their neighbors who were sacrificing babies? How does God feel about abortion? How does God feel about Democrats because of their support for abortion?

[rmlew]

Forward reading socialists who have never cracked open the Torah.

[rmlew]

Actually, it was the Israelites under the Hasmoneas who did this. The King and High Priest Yochanan ben Shimon (John Hyracnius) crushed the Hellenized Edomites in 125BCE. He then did something shameful in forcing them to convert. When the Romans came, they turned control of Judea over to Edomites like Antipater his half Nabatean (Arab) spawn, Herod. Because of this connection of the Romans and Edomites, Rabbinic literature generally combines the two. The curses on the Edomites in the Talmud are generally meant for Rome and Byzantium, and the Roman colonists, who were ethnically cleansing Jews.

[circlecity]

"Well, how did God, and the Jewish people, feel about their neighbors who were sacrificing babies?"

The Jews were sacrificing their babies and engaging in child sacrifice themselves, as is well documented in Jeremiah and Ezekiel.

[fr_freak]

crushed the Hellenized Edomites in 125BCE

BCE? Really?

[reg45]

Real Jews read, write, and speak Hebrew. The rest are fakes.

[reg45]

Real Jews read, write, and speak Hebrew. The rest are fakes.