Obama: If I Lose, It's Your Fault for Not Giving Enough Money

There’s only one news item more important than the Big Blow deciding to skip Tampa:

And that’s the latest racist charge against Romney. Controversy raged all weekend about Mitt’s comment that they’re “gonna to put y’all back in chains!” No wait - that was our crazy uncle Joey wasn’t it?

...Butt we’re not going to dwell on this when we have other issues to deal with, like not raising enough money. In which case losing the reelection will not be Big Guy’s fault – it will be your fault:

I don’t know, is it just me, or does this email strike you as just a little, uh, un-presidential?

So where are these people in 2012? Why aren’t they logging in donating again to Obama via multiple online contributions??? What happened???? Certainly those same people want to see Obama re-elected, right????

George Cloony is going to FUND-RAISE in Switzerland for Obama. He is going to take a few days to do it after a few days at his VILLA on LAKE COMO in Italy! (And Libs are talking about 1%ers? I have a trailer at Lake Como Resort in Pasco County, FL - not the Lake Como in Italy!)

“Anyone else get the feeling we’re living through the Last Days of the Third Reich?”

Maybe the first days. In the last days of the Third Reich, men were coming with armies that had the integrity and guts to dispose of the racist trash ruling Germany. It happened at Nuremburg.

Voting this regime out won’t stop it’s ideology from contaminating its people. Does anyone see a Nuremburg for the Chocolate Reich coming?

What a supervillain-e thing to say.

I can see Obama on election night, losing terribly, then assembling his staff. Then he points a gun at Biden’s face and tells them, “Now I will teach you the price of failure!”, before shooting some hapless aide/lickspittle who just happens to be standing there.

Other Obama alternative supervillain quotes:

“There was one Napoleon, one Washington, one me!” (Big Boy Caprice, Dick Tracy, 1990)

“Kneel before Zod!” (or “Obama!”, in this case) (General Zod, Superman II, 1980)

“I have hurt you,and I wish to go on ... hurting you.” (Khan, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, 1982)

“If history is to change, let it change. If the world is to be destroyed, so be it.” (Magus, Chrono Trigger video game)

“No! YOU remember, boy! How I turned defeat into victory! How I left you with a dying system!” (Megabyte, from ReBoot)

“Destroying Townsville (America) on a daily basis is a pretty good gig. But to be able to take away that which gave you so much joy, to destroy your happiness is just so much more satisfying to the soul. If only I could have seen the look on your faces when you realized. I think I can imagine.” (Mojo Jojo, from The Powerpuff Girls)

“No. I will NOT admit defeat to this modern world. I will NOT resign to this fool’s paradise. I have weapons you would not dare use. Fear rules man. By summoning all the dark powers, I will infest the spirit of man so that he uses his science and logic...to destroy himself!” (Ommadon, The Flight of Dragons, 1982)

“These people are beneath us. Insignificant at best. This place has nothing to offer you, or any of our kind. It is here to be conquered and improved.” (Omni-man, Image Comics)

“I hate you all, you know? All you scum. I want to be president because I hate you. I want to **** with you. I want to shut you up and make you do things properly.” (The Smiler, Transmetropolitan)

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