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The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon [funny fake movie trailer]
wordpress ^ | August 23, 2012 | Dan from Squirrel Hill

Posted on 08/23/2012 5:03:01 PM PDT by grundle

The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon is a trailer for a movie that doesn’t actually exist. It’s the trailer itself that is the complete work. It’s ten minutes long, brilliantly hilarious, and violent enough that the fake opening says it’s for Restricted audiences, i.e., if it were an actual movie, it would be rated-R. So it’s definitely not for young children, the squeamish, or anyone else who might be offended by such content. Personally, I loved it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VDvgL58h_Y&feature=player_embedded


TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: spoon

1 posted on 08/23/2012 5:03:06 PM PDT by grundle
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To: grundle

The spoon breaks.. and the look on his face.


2 posted on 08/23/2012 5:16:10 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: grundle

Watching this. lol.


3 posted on 08/23/2012 5:17:41 PM PDT by commonguymd (New media has not replaced the MSM. It has emboldened it. Never underestimate the power they have.)
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To: grundle

The killer giving him a “pink belly” in the Psycho-style shower scene did me in :)


4 posted on 08/23/2012 5:22:13 PM PDT by Boogieman
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To: grundle

That was good.


5 posted on 08/23/2012 5:26:04 PM PDT by funfan
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To: Boogieman

even worse, a spoon made rosie o’donnell fat


6 posted on 08/23/2012 5:28:10 PM PDT by HiTech RedNeck (let me ABOs run loose, lew (or is that lou?))
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To: funfan

ya gotta wonder why the victim never, ever tries to grab the spoon?


7 posted on 08/23/2012 5:29:04 PM PDT by HiTech RedNeck (let me ABOs run loose, lew (or is that lou?))
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To: HiTech RedNeck

Well maybe he doesn’t really die and there will a sequel
where he does grab the spoon.


8 posted on 08/23/2012 5:34:17 PM PDT by funfan
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To: HiTech RedNeck

I heard a Rosie joke today:

When the Doc checked her out after her heart attack, he said “I wouldn’t have thought you were at risk for cardiac arrest, considering the amount of fish in your diet!”


9 posted on 08/23/2012 5:39:11 PM PDT by Boogieman
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To: grundle

It’s a work of brilliance!


10 posted on 08/23/2012 5:47:11 PM PDT by RaisingCain
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To: Boogieman

LOL. The one I heard had “carpet” substituted for “fish”.


11 posted on 08/23/2012 6:01:04 PM PDT by Carriage Hill (Harry Reid [PERVERT-NV] has Vickie-the-goat in lingerie & stiletto heels, tied-up in his office.)
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To: grundle

Warning: f-bombs


12 posted on 08/23/2012 6:11:30 PM PDT by Dr. Sivana ("I love to hear you talk talk talk, but I hate what I hear you say."-Del Shannon)
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To: grundle

Back when Quentin Tarantino did his Grindhouse movies, someone sponsored a contest for trailers of traditional-style grindhouse movies. Though this was set up in 2007, several of these faux trailers are still on the site. (Some have been removed.)

Note: There is some NSFW (comic) violence and bad language.

http://www.aintitcool.com/node/31581


13 posted on 08/23/2012 7:23:38 PM PDT by yefragetuwrabrumuy
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