LOL. Point taken.
My uncle was a big burly Marine, fought in World War Ii, had at least one medal that I know of. He sang in a quartet for years, almost till the day he died. Made a few extra bucks performing at nursing homes and senior citizen centers. He was good at it too. I on the other hand sing like a rusty gate.
I'm right there too; I have no midrange and my voice is very tinny before I reach my breaking point into falsetto.