Posted on 07/30/2012 8:41:50 AM PDT by John Semmens
The massacre of a dozen movie-goers in Colorado has sparked another spate of liberal demands for gun control.
University of Colorado Professor Chad Kautzer has launched an online petition aimed at banning “concealed carry laws.” While acknowledging that such a ban might not have stopped James Holmes from shooting 70 people in an Aurora, Colorado movie theater, Kautzer insisted that “the ability to add an illegal possession of a firearm charge to the list of offenses for which he will be prosecuted would have a deterrent effect.”
In New York City, Mayor Michael Bloomberg suggested that police should go on strike until everyone in America surrenders their guns to the government. “Atrocities like this wouldn’t happen if the police were the only ones that had guns,” Bloomberg argued. “I know some will characterize that as a veritable ‘police state,’ but you have to admit that police states don’t suffer from these kinds of crimes.”
f you missed any of this week's other semi-news posts you can find them at...
http://azconservative.org/2012/07/28/mayors-play-chicken-with-first-amendment-rights/
good one almost got me
Me too.
We need a REAL petition on line SUPPORTING concealed carry laws.
...“the ability to add an illegal possession of a firearm charge to the list of offenses for which he will be prosecuted would have a deterrent effect.”...
That line could be right out of a barf-O-gram from the Obamadork, Dumbsberg, etc.
Awful thin line between sarcasm and the normal “thought” procedures of liberals.
Heh!
You need to figure out how to satirize the gun-grabbers by pointing out the gun-buying spree in CO that happened after the attack became widely known...
Note that ‘craptire’ and ‘not worth reading’ are in the keywords, so anyone who reads keywords would be fairly notified. John has been shown that there are ways to browse articles where the keywords do not show up at all, but he insists on this gotcha juvenile bowlsheet.
If only the author could write well, then this would be enjoyable.
My name john Semens. I no ken write. So I steal hedlines, real storries end slap my title on it & call it satire. Itz mucho eazier than write my own stuff for humur. Uv korse, if I encluuded [satire] in the titel of da thread, very few freepers wuld read it. So i stuck, bein’ crap writer and all, with this aproche.
You need to figure out how to satirize
***Yes, he does. The stuff he writes is craptire.
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