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To: moonshinner_09

Lured him in with just a date. I might go for some cantaloupe, but a date isn’t much. Maybe one of those little watermelons, but you have to be careful cause a lot of times they pick them too early and boy, what a disappointment when you’re expecting some juicy sweet watermelon and it’s just bland....or the girl has her boyfriend beat you up and steal your wallet.


9 posted on 07/29/2012 4:40:39 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: blueunicorn6

She can charge him for Assault With A Dead Weapon.


10 posted on 07/29/2012 5:01:46 PM PDT by DIRTYSECRET
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