I read one decent fanfic about Darth Vader.
Then when I realized that fanfic was written mostly by women who really needed to get ******, I never looked back. The only thing worse than fanfic are American remakes of movies that came out less than 10 years prior.
Because I hang out in fen I have friends that right fanfic, I’ve gotten very good at politely saying hell no. Life is just too short to read something you know is gonna suck. Especially when they’re in a world that has books, if they were any good they could get paid, they aren’t, nuf said.
I don’t know, the Humphry Bogart version of Maltese Falcon is pretty good.