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DUmmie FUnnies 07-21-12 (DUmmies defend Obama's "If you've got a business, you didn't build that.")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 21, 2012 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 07/21/2012 4:57:46 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson

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To: Charles Henrickson
You didn't write your sermon for tomorrow, Father Mapple did. But WAIT! Father Mapple didn't deliver that sermon, Orson Welles did. But WAIT! Orson Welles didn't write that sermon, Herman Melville did. But WAIT! Herman Melville couldn't have written "Moby Dick" had his mother not given birth to him. But WAIT! Melville's mother couldn't have given birth to him if she hadn't been introduced to his father by Marty the bartender. But WAIT! Marty the bartender wouldn't have even been a bartender if Lars Larsen hadn't opened the Big Swede Bar. But WAIT! Lars Larsen was a dissipated alcoholic who couldn't have gotten his life together to open a bar without counseling by his pastor, Charles Henrickson.

Okay, so then it does look like you did write that sermon to be delivered tomorrow.

21 posted on 07/21/2012 7:18:01 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Choom Gang Guy Cracks Down On Medical Marijuana)
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To: Charles Henrickson
FATHER MAPPLE as channeled by Orson Welles.
22 posted on 07/21/2012 7:21:09 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Choom Gang Guy Cracks Down On Medical Marijuana)
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To: Charles Henrickson
For starters, somebody gave them an education.

Actually you can "give" people the best education available but if they don't take advantage of it, they won't learn much. My best education actually came on my own while in the college reading room just leafing through books.

23 posted on 07/21/2012 7:34:56 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Choom Gang Guy Cracks Down On Medical Marijuana)
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To: PJ-Comix; Cletus.D.Yokel; bcsco; All
You didn't write your sermon for tomorrow. . . .

Well, actually, that would be true! I have not written a sermon for tomorrow. I'm taking a vacation Sunday, and someone is filling in for me.

I'm up in Chicago right now, staying at a friend's house. We're both lifelong Cubs' fans, and tomorrow we're going to watch Ron Santo's induction into the Hall of Fame.

24 posted on 07/21/2012 7:59:12 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Native Chicagoan, north side of the city)
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To: Charles Henrickson

What Obama was using was a bit of absurd reductive reasoning. It’s like saying if I wrote a best-seller using a pen or a pencil, because I didn’t make the the pen or pencil, I really didn’t write that book. The people who manufactured the pen or pencil deserve a share of the profits off my book. That’s the “logic” of Obama’s argument. They should never let him off the teleprompter.


25 posted on 07/21/2012 8:02:36 PM PDT by driftless2
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To: Sherman Logan
"done any better"

Yes, but every sane person knows that. Americans are rich because we live in America. We know that if we were living in a third-world pesthole, the chances of it happening would be slim or none.

Nevertheless, it's beside the point. If you have a system where a scoundrel like Obama can take your money because you didn't create all the conditions that allowed you to make a lot of money, then there's no such thing as private property. Agreeing with Obama's "logic" means he can take as much of your money as he wants.

26 posted on 07/21/2012 8:09:59 PM PDT by driftless2
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To: Charles Henrickson

The moonbats seem to be somewhere behind the magic 8-ball in the left pocket, yet unable to understand many of their stripes are still unaccounted for.


27 posted on 07/21/2012 8:19:04 PM PDT by eyedigress ((zOld storm chaser from the west)/?)
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To: Charles Henrickson
I'm taking a vacation Sunday, and someone is filling in for me.

Yeah! I actually knew a preacher who does that. The flea market preacher out of Georgia. I met him at a flea market a few years ago on a Saturday and he sold me a fanny pack. He told me that he travels the country selling at flea markets on Saturdays and on Sundays he pinch hits when other preachers take the day off.

28 posted on 07/21/2012 8:41:47 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Choom Gang Guy Cracks Down On Medical Marijuana)
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To: Charles Henrickson
I had a weird fantasy that I did not write a sermon for you BUT I did write the subject of your sermon and then you write it up any way you want. It could be fun. Just for once in awhile. For example, I would like to make the subject of a sermon: "Can You Fit Everything You Own Into ONE Suitcase?"

Just about everybody would say NO but, in fact, everything in the universe according to science actually fit into an infinitesimally small space at the beginning of time (Big Bang). So fitting everything someone owns into a suitcase should be a piece of cake.

29 posted on 07/21/2012 8:48:57 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Choom Gang Guy Cracks Down On Medical Marijuana)
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To: Sherman Logan

The problem with your argument is extrapolating it over the vast segment of the business community. Sure, we’ve all met arrogant business people. But does that mean they represent the majority? And, how often do we mistake arrogance for confidence? After all, it’s all in our perception.

No, Obama had no, absolutely no, basis on which to say this beyond his own perception of reality. He’s never built anything worthwhile. His whole existence is based on his being supported by others. If it wasn’t for the George Soros’ or Democratic Parties of this world, where would he be? (I’m sure there are others but I’ll let that go for now...)

So, we’re supposed to be critical of business professionals, when we have a know-nothing, do-nothing, socialist president who believes nothing is ever proper if it doesn’t have government approval? The Hell with that.


30 posted on 07/21/2012 9:17:04 PM PDT by bcsco
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To: driftless2
What Obama was using was a bit of absurd reductive reasoning. It’s like saying if I wrote a best-seller using a pen or a pencil, because I didn’t make the the pen or pencil, I really didn’t write that book. The people who manufactured the pen or pencil deserve a share of the profits off my book. That’s the “logic” of Obama’s argument.

Spot on. It is a non sequitur. And it's used to justify more and more taxation.

31 posted on 07/21/2012 9:17:50 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Stupid Barry.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Another Charles makes a great point here: http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/310217/going-dutch-mark-steyn


32 posted on 07/21/2012 9:26:18 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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To: PJ-Comix; Charles Henrickson

How dare you defame Lars Larson like that? Just because he opened a bar (with that name, probably in Wisconsin...) and endeavored to be successful. Who do you think you are, the president? Lars, Swen, Ole, they’re all good, down-home, Americans...

Lars’ milk cow had passed on to her proper reward so he was in need of another milk cow. He saw in the local paper that Ole Peterson in Minnesota had a milk cow for sale, so he traveled there to talk business.

Ole said “Sure, I got a fine cow. Ya want to milk her?”
Lars said “OK”, and settled down in the barn to begin milking.

But every time Lars would pull on a teat, the cow would fart. After a while Lars said “ Well, the cow looks pretty good to me, I guess I’ll take her”.

Ole responded, “Well, that’s good. I kinda t’ought her farting would be a problem”.

Lars replied, “Oh, that’s OK, my wife’s from Minnesota”...

But I digress. Marty was indeed a bartender. In fact, he owned the bar. And, I’d been a customer for a couple years when Mom said, “OK, as a birthday present, we’re going to Marty’s and have a beer”. Imagine when we walked in the door and she said “Give Jim a beer on his 21st birthday”. Marty just smiled and handed one over. True story (and not the only one I could tell)...

Now, you know the rest of the story - at least some of it... :)


33 posted on 07/21/2012 9:44:13 PM PDT by bcsco
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34 posted on 07/21/2012 9:45:41 PM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: Charles Henrickson; Cletus.D.Yokel; PJ-Comix

Chicago? Eww.... Ya should be 80 miles west where clean air and the smell of corn and soybeans makes a man of ya.

Seriously, glad to have you back home. Hope your stay is memorable and a great time. I’ll have an extra couple fingers of WT101 to honor your visit, while I’m watching the Open. Get home safely, and give those Missourians the skinny on what teams are worth watching (except for the Bears...).


35 posted on 07/21/2012 9:51:52 PM PDT by bcsco
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To: dead; Charles Henrickson; Jim Robinson

Ah yes - I remember it well!

Let me recount ...

After my voluntary Military Service in 1960, I knocked a girl up, and married her.

Then I went to night-school to become an Engineer for Eight years, and I made it!

In the meantime, I worked at-and-for FoMoCo, T.D.Shea, and FoMoCo, and they helped me with the tuition costs, and I helped them with some damned-fine innovations! I am a clever engineer.

In 1969 I moved to South Bend, IN.

In 1978 I started http://www.bamarplastics.com

We’re still in business.

Did the gummint start my business?

NO! I DID!!!

That gummint fined me $600 for having a can of ‘Raid’ that was not labeled properly!

I’ve got 39 people to protect! VOTE THE HALFRICAN OUT in November!

Case closed! ................................. FRegards


36 posted on 07/22/2012 12:06:42 AM PDT by gonzo ( Buy more ammo, dammit! You should already have the firearms ... FRegards)
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To: bcsco

The bartender could have been my Uncle Marty who was a bartender. Actually he was known as the bartender’s bartender. Not only did he look every inch a bartender but he also had a vast repertoire of jokes that he told the customers. The Mob used to like to hang out at Uncle Marty’s bar. Once in awhile he would make a phone call to them to ask a favor. I knew when that happened because for some reason he called himself “Mike,” not Marty, when he identified himself over the phone.


37 posted on 07/22/2012 6:34:05 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Choom Gang Guy Cracks Down On Medical Marijuana)
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To: gonzo
*** n 1978 I started http://www.bamarplastics.com We’re still in business. Did the gummint start my business? NO! I DID!!! I’ve got 39 people to protect! ***


Seriously. Good going. And I know how you feel.
Nobody 'gave me' shiite. I had to learn everything I needed to succeed on my own. Ok so I did have some good teachers and a mentor -- whoopee, so did others.

I hate these commie maggots! And I only have to worry about two people.

ps: You still your copy of Mark's Standard Handbook For Mechanical Engineering? I still have mine, the 1966 edition.
[A PE friend (around '83) said keep it, the laws of physics never change ;-)]

38 posted on 07/22/2012 6:41:39 AM PDT by Condor51 (Never mess with an old man. He won't fight you he'll just kill you.)
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To: PJ-Comix; Charles Henrickson

My Marty could have been related to Lars, Swen or Ole, based on his surname. We lived in a small resort community in southeastern WI that surrounded two lakes. (Some bored individual with too much time on their hands could probably figure out the name of the community from that description.)

Many of the homes were summer homes, and the population of around 2000 would swell to over 7000 in the summer months. Virtually all of them coming from the greater Chicago area.


39 posted on 07/22/2012 6:59:04 AM PDT by bcsco
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To: bcsco

Did you ever run into Hef and any of his girls when was there?


40 posted on 07/22/2012 8:46:50 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Catastrophic Anthropogenic Climate Alterations - The acronym explains the science.)
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