A most worthy military invasion plan by Sgt. Davis ... give him a battlefield commission and let the fireworks begin!
A most worthy military invasion plan by Sgt. Davis ... give him a battlefield commission and let the fireworks begin!
P.S.
We were THERE just last month for my son’s H.S. graduation. It’s RIPE for the taking!
Nuke it from orbit....
I can see you on the tip of this spear ...
A NAPL PING
Don’t drop any trash. A brigade armed with pointy sticks will be unleashed on the area and who knows where that will lead.
Seems to me that things are being left pretty wide open between 7 o’clock and 12 o’clock.
The enemy rodent could slip out that way and leave the castle booby trapped. Or he could be setting you up for a long guerrilla war.
You know the battle field is riddled with tunnels don’t you? You didn’t?
Who’s in charge of this chicken outfit?
Why launch a full-up military assault when The Mouse would be perfectly happy to turn the keys over in return for a nice, fat check.
The Magic Kingdom is a diversion. Resources will be wasted and the casualties will be epic.
Those Disney Characters will welcome death over having to stay in costume in the Florida heat, and they will take as many of you with them as they possibly can.
Remember, Pluto is short for Plutonium.
All the power lies in Disneyland. That is where you will find what you are looking for. Just Nuke California Adventure, it isn’t worth the fight.
Stay off of Main Street and avoid an urban warfare scenario.
R.A.Heinlein: “A human being should be able to ... plan an invasion ... Specialization is for insects.” We have a winner!
....Nuk it from orbit, only way to be sure
Fatal flaw with phase #1: Initial staging outside park in in the middle of Harbor Blvd! In full view of many cheap hotels crawling with mouse sympathizers!
I was just watching the original broadcast of the opening of Disneyland in 1955. Reagan was one of the hosts, and the park was dedicated with the Star Spangled Banner, the raising of the flag, and Jewish, Protestant and Catholic clergy, with a prayer from Walt’s nephew, a pastor. How wonderful to be able to “be” there via Youtube!
While in Fantasyland we will have the opportunity to take down the menace of all parents everywhere. The "It's a Small World" ride will be within our reach. Our secondary objective is to eliminate the ride with extreme prejudice. This isn't a capture mission like the castle, but one of complete annihilation. Expect heavy casualties as their adorable repetitiveness burns into your skulls like white phosphorous in the jungle. Our sacrifices will be great, but our suffering is in the name of protecting others
Should they accomplish this, thousands of beleaguered Disney employees will immediately defect and join the attackers. There is nothing...NOTHING...as insidious as "It's A Small World", and they will rejoice to be rid of it.
The scene in "The Lion King" where Scar reacts violently to Zazu's singing of the song was Disney's self-effacing hat-tip to the thousands upon thousands of Disney employees who have been tortured by that hideous song over the decades.
Burn it to a crater, then salt the earth.
No Blood For Pixie Dust!
Semper Fi,
TS
The swing through Tomorrowland reminds me of the Schlieffen Plan.
The first step is to properly identify the target. It is Sleeping Beauty’s Castle.
“I will storm hell, if you will but plan it.”
- General “Mad Anthony” Wayne
Just a few changes like this and she never gets a castle.