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DUmmie FUnnies 07-16-12 ("That is how, folks, you talk to a do-nothing Tea Party Congressman.")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 16, 2012 | DUmmie OneAngryDemocrat, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 07/16/2012 7:36:41 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson

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It's a standing ovulation for OneAngryDemocrat!


1 posted on 07/16/2012 7:36:52 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


2 posted on 07/16/2012 7:41:53 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Follow the bouncing bouncy!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

t5btr


3 posted on 07/16/2012 7:45:33 PM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Catastrophic Anthropogenic Climate Alterations - The acronym explains the science.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Charles,

I sent an email to the congressman in question asking him for his take on the whole matter, and am awaiting a response. If I get one, I will be sure to post it!


4 posted on 07/16/2012 7:49:12 PM PDT by BattleHymn
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To: Charles Henrickson

Aah, some more free-association from the DUmmies. It must be nice not being restrained by little things like reality.


5 posted on 07/16/2012 7:49:45 PM PDT by rockrr (Everything is different now...)
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To: Charles Henrickson

I saw this thread and marveled that people there fall for this stuff multiple times a month if not weeks.

You know exactly what happens in ALL of these cases.

Some little DUmmie sits around mom’s basement all day long longing to create their 15 minutes of internet fame. Or in the case of DUmmies their 50+ K&R’s. This lets them be on the front page for a good 24-48 hours. They develop a “following” or “credibility” of being a good little DUmmie.

So they pick out some elected representative they “confronted” read “concocted” and put together a string of their talking points that are refuted “weakly” or with counter “talking points” by the imaginary/concocted elected representative. Now of course you have the great variations of this, “Some racist teabagger at the grocery store.”, “My die hard conservative **INSERT RELATION HERE**.” or “My teabagger co-worker.”. They do all follow the same pattern of glorious DUmmie and weak minded teabagger without exception.

It’s amazing that you can write these almost verbatim regardless of person or subject involved after just reading a 2-3 of these.

They all want to be Joe the Plumber.


6 posted on 07/16/2012 7:53:05 PM PDT by PittsburghAfterDark
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top ten


7 posted on 07/16/2012 7:55:32 PM PDT by Mercat (Necessity is the argument of tyrants. John Milton)
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To: Charles Henrickson

“Right down the street, here (in Freeport, Illinois), you have the Sensata company getting ready to lay off all of it’s workers and ship operations overseas. Your response was to write a letter and “beg” the CEO of Sensata to reconsider the move. You are a Congressman, sir!


There’s a reason corperations avoid opening production centers in democrat held areas...


8 posted on 07/16/2012 7:56:06 PM PDT by Rides_A_Red_Horse (If there is a war on women, the Kennedys are the Spec Ops troops.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

top ten


9 posted on 07/16/2012 7:56:16 PM PDT by Mercat (Necessity is the argument of tyrants. John Milton)
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To: Charles Henrickson
And a bouncy, bouncy ball...in case you get bored!


10 posted on 07/16/2012 8:00:16 PM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Catastrophic Anthropogenic Climate Alterations - The acronym explains the science.)
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And, in honor of onesaddhimmi here’s my “bouncy” story:

It’s Sunday afternoon and I just finished some gardening when a knock comes on my front door. I go to answer and here’s a guy with literature in his hand. I don’t normally bother with them but he looked earnest enough.

“Hi, I’m (Joe Blow) and I’m running for representative for this district”. I look at his literature and quickly see the (D) so I know that this will be short.

“I just want you to know that I’m a representative of the people. I don’t take any money from the corporations and won’t be beholden to them. In fact I’ll work to keep pressure on them...”

I handed the literature back to him and said, “Thanks but no thanks. We already have enough business-bashers in the legislature as it is”. He gave me a slightly hurt, slightly befuddled look and walked away.


11 posted on 07/16/2012 8:01:46 PM PDT by rockrr (Everything is different now...)
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Did you see the one where a poster was saying that a co worker came up to him and implied that where they were standing would be a good place to shoot from?

Of course, the hero confronted the rethug and came back to brag amongst his fellow travelers who told him to call the secret service but it sure seemed made up to me.


12 posted on 07/16/2012 8:01:52 PM PDT by Lx (Do you like it, do you like it. Scott? I call it Mr. and Mrs. Tennerman chili.)
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13 posted on 07/16/2012 8:04:39 PM PDT by musicman (Until I see the REAL Long Form Vault BC, he's just "PRES__ENT" Obama = Without "ID")
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As he walks away I give it one more shot: "Do your job Congressman: Represent your constituients."

You'd think he'd come up with a better closing one-liner considering he had all day to construct his fantasy.

14 posted on 07/16/2012 8:43:53 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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When I was a teen back in the '80s some guy running for office came to my door and left some literature. One of my friends was at my house at the time. I wasn't political at all. I just remember we ended up talking to the man for about 20 minutes. He was very polite and engaging, and patiently answered our (I'm sure naive)questions.

Many years later I found out he was a republican. Damned if I can remember his name.

15 posted on 07/16/2012 8:52:08 PM PDT by boop (I hate hippies and dopeheads. Just hate them. ...Ernest Borgnine)
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To: BattleHymn

You likely won’t get one. The Congressman is above this petty sort of thing.


16 posted on 07/16/2012 8:55:33 PM PDT by Winstons Julia (Hello OWS? We don't need a revolution like China's; China needs a revolution like OURS.)
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One of the features of a bouncy is the poster's uncanny ability to recall and reproduce, in precise detail, the exact dialogue that ensued.

Like WILLIAM RIVERS PITT did with Ty the Bounceyr.

17 posted on 07/16/2012 8:59:59 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Choom Gang Guy Cracks Down On Medical Marijuana)
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All they have is talking points and slogans and bumper sticker phrases because they really don't understand any of this. They're just angry and lashing out, and acting out. They just know what sounds good in feeding their outrage and indignation. And they'll believe anything at this point.

Another FReeper Troll perhaps? Sounds like this freak just described Obama, his cabinet, Dem reps and the losers who fall for their BS and vote them into office.

18 posted on 07/16/2012 9:06:43 PM PDT by submarinerswife (Insanity is doing the same thing over and over, while expecting different results~Einstein)
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19 posted on 07/16/2012 9:32:18 PM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER (The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not a Matter of Opinion)
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The problem with the commie ‘RATS’ “Affordable Health Care Act” is that America can’t afford it. We can’t even keep Social Security from going broke. How the hell are we going to keep ObamaCare from bankrupting the country?


20 posted on 07/16/2012 9:35:46 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (Who is Barack Hussein Obama?)
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