Michelle Obama: "I'm in the Best Shape of My Life."
Yeah...for a cow!
Hard to knock over. Low center of gravity would be putting it politely!
Strange body! It’s like the parts got mixed up. From the knockers on down, it’s the body of a 8 foot tall Amazon. From the Knockers Up*, it’s the body of a 5 foot tall, petite thing, except for the Simian-length arms!
* Obscure Rusty Warren reference,