Obama Wants to Tell Us More Stories: Fractured Fairy Tales!

Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 7-13-2013 | MOTUS

[NOBO2012]

“But the nature of this office is also to tell a story to the American people that gives them a sense of unity and purpose and optimism, especially during tough times.”

So let me tell you a story...

Lady Scheherazade is a natural at telling stories that captivate and amaze...

...Oh, and how’s this sound for “Our Story” about economic unity in America? This one practically wrote itself: 81% of Americans now concur that the economy sucks! I know there’s a negative side to that unity butt that’s where our personal spin comes in: Nobody really cares! That’s right, because our administration stepped up and provided everyone with 90 weeks of unemployment followed by Social Security disability: all augmented by our SNAPpy Food Stamp program and EBT cards that provide struggling families with cash for booze, gambling and manicures. Gambling, people! You’ve got to be optimistic to gamble, right?...

[NOBO2012]

Love the traveling music! It really took me back to a better time.

[Mr. K]

Empty, stupid, happy-talk is not going to win it (again) Obambi

[Blado]

Put down the purple drank, bambi.

[Steely Tom]

Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of a hat!

[DanMiller]

Ah, perhaps. However, telling stories is what President Obama does best. He just needs a little help in finding stories that match his ideology and his own work on our behalf. We should all do our part to help him. Here's my advice. /s

[Hotlanta Mike]