The problem is that you can’t read.
***Surely, you don’t mean that? If you thought I couldn’t read, you would not have written to me.
John calls his pieces “Semi-news, semi-satire.” Seems self-explanatory to me.
***And others call his pieces “craptire”, “stupid”, “waste of time” , and “not worth reading”. Seems self-explanatory to me.
Early on, I was snared.
***Then what is the point? A bunch of junior high freepers doing the high-five because they caught you? If the writing was any good, you’d have read past the [satire] in the title.
Didn’t ruin my life.
***Oh, I get it. You’re using exaggeration here. Just like, perhaps, you used it in the first sentence. Wow, your writing has so much more clarity than Semen-boy’s.
So why are you getting your shorts in a knot?
***Oh, this is some kind of humorous expression, right? So... humor is the intent of this sentence? Unlike the intent of these craptire threads... otherwise, [satire] would be in the title.
You must be a lot of fun at parties.
***I sure is. You should see my semen-boy impersonation.
Get help.