[Gargantua]

He really is the most obvious, pathetically plasticene little chameleon of a snake-oil salesman. More offensive than even his smarmy, maudlin homily-strewn affectations is his obvious belief that he's just the smartest, coolest dude on the block.

He's only marginally smarter than the bulk of the mentally crippled imbeciles he sucks in with this transparent bullsnart... leaving that whole glob of "humanity" getting by with the combined brainpower of a couple banana slugs.

What a national embarrassment.

;-\

[Dr. Pritchett]

Yes, well he’s just so articulate, eloquent, and well-spoken! Nothing like that crazy cowboy we used to have. /sarc