Ah yes, Thistle.
She reminds me so much of people here in NY.
A shave, a bath, and maybe some disinfectant, and a case of laryngitis and she might be slightly more attractive -IF you were marooned on an island withher and the only other inhabitant was a dispeptic goat.
There are many Thistles in Austin. Walk down Sixth Street and you’ll see packs of them.
If I was marooned on an island with her a goat and the sea had sharks in it...I'd try my luck with the sharks, because she and the goat would have a relationship.
If the sharks ate me...oh well I try to return to CIVILIZATION!!