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DUmmie FUnnies 06-02-12 ("Bill Clinton has been a real morale buster today...")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 2, 2012 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 06/02/2012 5:32:10 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

Well, Blue Fairy Bill Clinton finally did show up yesterday to make a quick pit stop in Wisconsin but whatever few words he said there were completely overshadowed by the high PRAISE he gave to Mitt Romney for having had a STERLING business career. Way to completely UNDERMINE the Obama campaign message about Romney being a "vulture" capitalist. Of course, the DUmmies are up in arms about Blue Fairy Bill's endorsement of Romney's qualifications as you can see in this THREAD, "Bill Clinton has been a real morale buster today..." So let us now watch the DUmmies get bummed out over Blue Fairy Bill in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, who's had a sterling career DUFUing the DUmmies, in the [brackets]:

Bill Clinton has been a real morale buster today..."

[Sniff! The Blue Fairy was supposed to save us in Wisconsin but he let us down.]

When he said that Romney's record as a private equity investor was " sterling", you could almost feel the air compress around you. It was worse than Corey Booker. This was Bill Clinton, the former Democratic President of the United States.

[Enjoy your compressed air experience on Tuesday!]

The compression is depressing and frustrating. This was the truth about Mitt Romney that needed to be told. He got rich by firing people or bankrupting their companies, not by creating jobs. So why did Clinton do it? Does he not want Obama to win? I don't think that is the reason?

[Actually that IS the reason. Payback is a bitch.]

Whatever the reason, it has put a cloud over the Party today, along with the unemployment numbers, and you can see it hovering over DU also.

[I went walkin' down by the river
Feeling very sad inside
When all at once I saw in the sky
The little white cloud that cried]

I don't know why Clinton said what he did? It is not the first time he has disappointed Democrats. Like when he signed the Welfare Reform Bill. Like when he signed the Telecommunications Act. Like when he signed the repeal of the Glass-Steagal Act. He has pissed off his share of Democrats in his time.

[You can't figure out why he said it? It's called PULLING THE RUG out from under The One. Now on to the other disappointed DUmmies...]

He's nothing but a fake out for his own self interest. Same with Hillary.

[Easier for Bill to return to the White House with Hill in 2016 with Obama OUT in 2012.]

His body language is fascinating. He's casually leaning against one of the columns having a cup of joe. That reads exceedingly relaxed like his participation in this rally is 3/4-assed. I remember him campaigning and it didn't look like that.

[Where's the doughnut? Yesterday was National Doughnut Day.]

So yeah for Wisconsin if this motivates Democrats to turn out. Obama has all 60 offices of OFA in Wisconsin working exclusively on the recall and GOTV. I hope the recall is successful.

[If you're relying on Obama who has gone out of his way to AVOID that state, I have a cry rag for you to use on Tuesday.]

Yeah, he stayed shaking hands and signing things, alright. Bill Clinton is known for being out for BILL CLINTON!

[But definitely not for BARACK OBAMA.]

how is Chelsea doing at her job? earning every penny of her 300,000 im sure.

[Nepotism does have its rewards.]

I am so tired of that piece of garbage. He put the Democratic party behind 50 years

[Obama will up the ante to 100 years.]

It was, not a slap in Obama`s face, more like a kick to the groin. Inexcusable and incredibly low, as someone else said above: Disgusting.

[Ouch! And I don't even want to think about what Hillary Bobbit would do.]

Bill may be signaling with this betrayal that he can spoil things if the Clintons aren't made an even bigger part of the 2nd Obama administration -- meaning VP so that Hil can top the ticket in 2016.

[Could be something to this. The Bamster might have told Hillary no VP slot for you this year and Bill replied with venganza.]

he thinks he's still King and that is his and the Democratic's party problem. Ego as large as multiuniverses

[Actually the term is multiverse. Obviously this DUmmie believes in it. What happened is that in recent years, scientists have discovered attributes to the universe, such as the force of gravity, which if even the slightest fraction different would have prevented the universe from existing. This indicates a higher power in the Creation but rather than accept that, many have proposed a multiverse theory in which an infinite number of universes exist side by side in separate dimensions with different physical laws so some exist and most others don't like a gigantic cosmic crap shoot. And can Pastor Charles fit all that on his church sign?]

Ed Rendell is his wingman and they're undermining the Obama campaign. Corey Booker and Deval Patrick too. They may disagree with tenets of the Obama campaign, but they are not entitled to step on it. They are assumed to be surrogates, but they are self-serving and almost certainly not terribly concerned about how they might be affecting the campaign.

[See you in November, DUmmie! Hee! Hee!]

They secretly want Obama to lose. It's just now becoming most apparent.

[Pass the popcorn! Watching the Democrat Party destroy itself is quite entertaining.]

When your opponent thanks your surrogate, something is wrong. When four surrogates (Clinton, Deval, Booker & Rendell) tag-team sucker punch the main core of your argument in the campaign, best check your shoes because something really stinks.

[I love the smell of Democrat betrayal in the morning.]

A narcissistic piece of shit is always going to be a narcissistic piece of shit

[Obama?]

Something must be up. To have not one, not two, but four surrogates praising Bain despite all the fallouts that keep occurring!?

[How about if you just lean back and allow Dr. PJ apply the chloroform rag to you face now so you can wake up on the other side of November. It will be so much less painful that way.]

You have the "top dog" Democrat dumping on the single most important and compelling argument that President Obama and the Democrats have for defeating Mitt Romney. BILL CLINTON DID THIS DELIBERATELY!! Yeah, I said it! This was DELIBERATE!!!

[So was it DELIBERATE?]

But, why would Clinton want to hurt Obama's chances. He's benefited from Obama's Presidency and so has Hillary as SOS.

[The following DUmmie is about to send this DUmmie a clue.]

Because a disasterous President Romney term would make the perfect set up for a Hillary Clinton presidential run in 2016. If Obama wins another term, there's a chance that if Hillary wanted to run, she'd have to defend Obama's record and run against Jeb. Not as easy a win as running against a disasterous Romney (because we do all know he would be disasterous).

[As "disasterous" as the current Obama record? You're setting a might high standard here.]

Maybe attacking private equity really is a crappy strategy

[You think?]

The man who has charmed the pants off many a maiden has provided the political ad agencies footage to last until at least October.

[He never did charm the pants off of Maiden Monica.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: barackobama; billclinton; dummies; mittromney
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To: LetsRok
I don’t get this Hillary for president talk. She has already said she was retiring from politics. Is she lying again????

Imagine a disheartened Democrat Convention, Romney has a double digit lead in internal polls, the economy in in the toilette (still) and Iran is about to test a Nuke. It is time to announce a VP and the "Draft Hillary" chant begins, do you think she she wouldn't accept, for the good of the party? Bill would drug her with roofies and prop her up at the podium like a ventriloquist's dummy to accept the VP nomination.

21 posted on 06/02/2012 6:45:41 AM PDT by Mike Darancette (Ineptocracy; the Obama way.)
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To: ConservativeDude
I go over to DU from time to time.

One thing I have noticed. It is sort of frightening how it resembles FR...when a pol doesn’t something they don’t like, there are cries of treachery and hang ‘em all....”they want to lose”...etc. etc. etc.

I've also noticed that, CD. You'll see the claims here that Obama is going to suspend the election so he can remain in power; the DUmmies said the exact same thing about Bush in '04 and '08. And yes, if a liberal says something the DUmmies don't like, they immediately turn on him/her, just like some FRiends here do.

22 posted on 06/02/2012 6:48:48 AM PDT by Kharis13 (That noise you hear is our Founding Fathers spinning in their graves.)
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To: PJ-Comix
He's casually leaning against one of the columns having a cup of joe. That reads exceedingly relaxed like his participation in this rally is 3/4-assed.

You've got to realize, 1/4 of his ass is always on the prowl for local talent.


23 posted on 06/02/2012 6:50:34 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The Comeback Id.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
You've got to realize, 1/4 of his ass is always on the prowl for local talent.

With his medical problems that may not be a good idea
24 posted on 06/02/2012 7:08:04 AM PDT by uncbob
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To: PJ-Comix
Ego as large as multiuniverses.

He's the Comeback Id.


25 posted on 06/02/2012 7:13:59 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The Comeback Id.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Something must be up.

Poll numbers for Walker and Romney. Thanks, Obama!

26 posted on 06/02/2012 7:17:25 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The Comeback Id.)
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To: PJ-Comix
To have not one, not two, but four surrogates praising Bain. . . .

Capitalism is the Bain of the DUmmies' existence.

27 posted on 06/02/2012 7:19:29 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The Comeback Id.)
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To: PJ-Comix
His body language is fascinating. He's casually leaning against one of the columns having a cup of joe.

He was probably day dreaming about having Monica on her knees under the desk in the oral office.

28 posted on 06/02/2012 7:23:37 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (It's time to take out the trash in DC.)
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To: PJ-Comix
You have the "top dog" Democrat. . . .

PJ, have you noticed how the DUmmies often refer to Clinton as "Big Dog"? It is--or at least was--their favorite nickname for him. It's the kind of affectionate insider nickname that says, "Yeah, I'm a political insider, and he's OUR 'Big Dog,' and I call him that to show I'm part of the 'in' group."

But now the disappointed DUmmies are moaning, "Who let the Dog out? Who? Who? Who?"


29 posted on 06/02/2012 7:27:53 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The Big Horndog.)
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To: PJ-Comix
You have the "top dog" Democrat dumping on the single most important and compelling argument that President Obama and the Democrats have for defeating Mitt Romney.

It's kind of like Romney strapped Big Dog Clinton to the top of Obama's car and is letting him dump all over it.

30 posted on 06/02/2012 7:31:06 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The Big Horndog.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Maybe attacking private equity really is a crappy strategy.

Strapping Big Dog Clinton to the top of your car is a crappy strategy.

31 posted on 06/02/2012 7:33:54 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The Big Horndog.)
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To: LetsRok
I don’t get this Hillary for president talk. She has already said she was retiring from politics. Is she lying again????

Let me put it in perspective:

She Who Must Not Be Named is the most ruthless woman ever to walk the halls of power. Moochelle, by comparison, is simply an angry black woman with a racist chip on her shoulder.

The Nameless One, OTOH, is very adept in the politics of personal destruction, and more of an Alinsky-ite than the Obamas. And look at her resume. She basically quarterbacked the defense during the impeachment process. Throw in Whitewater, the WH Travel Office, Vince Foster, and the rest, and you have the resume of an ice queen willing and able to do whatever it takes to retain power.

Her handicap is this: on Her own, She is unelectable. She rode Bill's coattails into the co-Presidency; She was given Dan Moynihan's old Senate seat in NY as a springboard to the national stage; her post as SoS is a political sop from the Chicago Machine. None of Her political rise was unassisted.

Now, I agree with you on your observation of Her never being "in one position long enough to have a record or be held accountable". Like the Kenyan, Her record and history are spin and propaganda. But unlike the Muslim Usurper, She Who Must Not Be Named is a master manipulator, and has a ruthless streak to match anyone in the White Hut currently. And She also lusts for a return to power, by any means necessary.

32 posted on 06/02/2012 7:42:58 AM PDT by Old Sarge (RIP FReeper Skyraider (1930-2011) - You Are Missed)
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To: PJ-Comix

and the RATS, take another one in the.........HA ha!!!

33 posted on 06/02/2012 7:55:16 AM PDT by Chode (American Hedonist - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: Hunton Peck; Diana in Wisconsin; P from Sheb; Shady; DonkeyBonker; Wisconsinlady; JPG; bushwon; ...

WI Ping.


34 posted on 06/02/2012 8:07:03 AM PDT by knittnmom (Save the earth! It's the only planet with chocolate!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

LOL! Clever!


35 posted on 06/02/2012 8:14:40 AM PDT by Kirkwood (It's not a lie. It's a composite.)
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To: PJ-Comix
But, why would Clinton want to hurt Obama's chances. He's benefited from Obama's Presidency and so has Hillary as SOS.

"Barry can you hear me, don't want you there near me." ~SoS

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"Sending out the SoS .... Sending out the SoS"

36 posted on 06/02/2012 9:31:56 AM PDT by mikrofon (Sting-ing Rebuke)
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To: Charles Henrickson
The moniker 'Big Dog' reminds me of this CLASSIC picture .....

BJ: Here's Biiiilllllyyyy!!! I am still the BIG DOG!!!

Gibbsie: Ooooh. I hope he mentions me. See everybody? Look who I brought you!

zer0: Oh sh*t. I ain't never gonna be the BIG DOG. I'm out of here.

37 posted on 06/02/2012 9:59:04 AM PDT by Servant of the Cross (the Truth will set you free)
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To: PJ-Comix
The man who has charmed the pants off many a maiden

Thos are actually Big Boy Jeans.

"You better put some ice on that."

38 posted on 06/02/2012 3:45:13 PM PDT by Argus
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To: PJ-Comix
The man who has charmed the pants off many a maiden

Those are actually Big Boy Jeans.

"You better put some ice on that."

39 posted on 06/02/2012 3:45:29 PM PDT by Argus
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To: Argus

The dreaded DOUBLE POST! And it wasn’t even that good.


40 posted on 06/02/2012 3:46:38 PM PDT by Argus
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