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Posted on 05/28/2012 10:10:32 AM PDT by John Semmens
President Obama’s campaign speech defending his healthcare policy on the grounds that “my daughters should have the same economic opportunities as my sons” has puzzled observers. Only two daughters (Malia and Sasha) have been explicitly acknowledged by the President.
Press Secretary Jay Carney explained that while “it is obvious that the President and First Lady have only the two daughters currently living with them in the White House, critics shouldn’t be jumping to the conclusion that he misspoke. Statistics show that the average urban Black male fathers 3.2 children out-of-wedlock. Earlier in his life, the President was a member of this demographic. Given the roughly 50% chance that a child could be male, that would work out to 1.6 male offspring per urban Black male. So, statistically speaking, the President’s desire that his daughters enjoy the same rights as his sons is probably accurate.”
if you missed any of this week's other semi-news posts you can find them at...
http://constitutionclub.org/2012/05/27/semi-news-a-satire-of-recent-news-21/
composite creation using his daughters obviously, duh
So Trayvon Martin COULD have been his son....
That partially explains his aggrieved demeanor in relation to the news from Florida.
LOL, besides sons and daughters, maybe Zero has “other” children.....
malia and sasha most puzzled. They asked the kenyan commie “daddy, do we have brothers living in a hut, yo?”
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If the average urban black male has 3.2 children out of wedlock, AND the average black woman has 2.1-2.2 children AND the black illegitimacy rate is 80% then possible explanations are:
1) Black men who are non-urban have relatively few children
2) About a third of urban black men’s out of wedlock children are born to non-black mothers
3) Many urban black boys die before they can be counted as urban black men
4) the number is in error
oh no it’s satire. and here I thought I was immunized to your brand.
never mind.
Won't work this time Obama. People are fed up with the race shtick.
Son Trayvon, 57 states, and Hawaii is in Asia. Just say no to drugs.
Press Secretary Jay Carney explained that while “it is obvious that the President and First Lady have only the two daughters currently living with them in the White House, critics shouldn’t be jumping to the conclusion that he misspoke. “ HUH?!
Don’t confuse me with your facts. I already made up my mind you are an idiot. This made no sense.
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