JoeProBono is single
I just spent ten minutes going through your profile page ... needs more cowbell. MHG is single, too.
I just made a late night run to Walmart; no survivor food here, tho. I have about 3 months in various places around the house; no nice storage like that.
That is too much food storage for a single guy. You should get married and share it with someone who knows how to cook it up. : ) Are you a conservative? : ) Maybe we should talk...