[Paladin2]

Is it kosher to piss on a burning koran to save the Earth by reducing CO2 emissions?

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

Re “Is it kosher to piss on a burning koran to save the Earth by reducing CO2 emissions”? Yes, because you are using “holy water” to put it out, while saying the universal greeting ‘Peese on you’.

[lightman]

LOL. Almost needed a new keyboard and the bourbon burnt my nose.