When they open the door they see three "Ottos" sitting in the seats. A secret govt. program has retrofitted all planes with a decoy cockpit. The pilot, co-pilot and navigator are actually in a small compartment somewhere else on the plane.
Posted on 02/20/2012 5:46:21 AM PST by cap10mike
A United Airlines flight has taken off from New York without incident, and is now winging its way toward Los Angeles. Some passengers are readying their iPads and notebook computers in anticipation of an OK from the crew to power up their devices. Others are settling into their seats with a good book, or maybe a few winks of much-needed sleep. As the plane begins to level off at its assigned cruising altitude, the “Fasten Seat Belt” light is finally extinguished. That’s when all hell breaks loose.
Three burly terrorists rush the cockpit door and ....
ok that one was good
..... one little old nun said to them, "Now you boys behave!" and they all went back to their seats.
..... once the confusion subsided, we discovered they were not terrorists. They were the flight crew! The plane had been flown by trained monkeys up until then!
Three burly terrorists rush the cockpit door and ....
Find three scantly clad buxom pilots awaiting them...*hey baby, you wanna know why they call it a cockpit?*
Cue the music...
Every one of them is a gem.
OMG LOL! That make me choke!
Exactly. There’s gonna be some hajji blood on the floor before it’s over.
.... after intervening, the stewardess found out they were not terrorists. They were the Albanian weightlifting team, who realized they had upgrades to first class coming.
.... asked politely if the plane could turn around. They had forgotten their prayer rugs.
ONE??!!?? Every one of them is a gem.
Mostly. I was looking for the Airplane scene where the passengers pull all of the guns out... I couldn't find a suitable picture.
When they open the door they see three "Ottos" sitting in the seats. A secret govt. program has retrofitted all planes with a decoy cockpit. The pilot, co-pilot and navigator are actually in a small compartment somewhere else on the plane.
Newly installed technology will prevent them from reaching the cockpit before the end of the flight.
.... the pilot and co-pilot eject, leaving the passengers to their fate.
.... they open it to find three-hundred Spartans, commanded by King Leonides.
With a cry of "AaaOOOO" they form into Phalanx Formation.
They find the U.S. women's Olympic fencing team waiting to turn them back.... Oh, wait, they have a muslim on the team. Not sure how that would work out.
they are cold cocked by the actresses who played "Charlie's Angels" who are on the way to LA for a 35th reunion show.
The plane breaks out in humming the Charlie's Angel theme song. One wag asks "Where's Charlie?"
Hilarity ensues.
..... a 16 ton weight drops on them.
I lost the little dude again. Thank you for finding him for me.
Three burly terrorists rush the cockpit door.....
Captain Oveur: You ever been in a cockpit before?
Three burly terrorists: No sir, we’ve never been up in a plane before.
Captain Oveur: You guys ever seen a grown man naked?
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