To: Lazamataz
Three burly terrorists rush the cockpit door and ....When they open the door they see three "Ottos" sitting in the seats. A secret govt. program has retrofitted all planes with a decoy cockpit. The pilot, co-pilot and navigator are actually in a small compartment somewhere else on the plane.
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31 posted on
02/20/2012 6:47:47 AM PST by
raybbr
(People who still support Obama are either a Marxist or a moron.)
To: raybbr
Three burly terrorists rush the cockpit door and ........ the pilot and co-pilot eject, leaving the passengers to their fate.
34 posted on
02/20/2012 6:53:58 AM PST by
Lazamataz
(If you only think about a diet, only your brain loses weight.)
To: raybbr
Three burly terrorists rush the cockpit door and ........ they open it to find three-hundred Spartans, commanded by King Leonides.
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With a cry of "AaaOOOO" they form into Phalanx Formation.
35 posted on
02/20/2012 6:57:24 AM PST by
Lazamataz
(If you only think about a diet, only your brain loses weight.)
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