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To: Lazamataz
Three burly terrorists rush the cockpit door and ....

When they open the door they see three "Ottos" sitting in the seats. A secret govt. program has retrofitted all planes with a decoy cockpit. The pilot, co-pilot and navigator are actually in a small compartment somewhere else on the plane.


31 posted on 02/20/2012 6:47:47 AM PST by raybbr (People who still support Obama are either a Marxist or a moron.)
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To: raybbr
Three burly terrorists rush the cockpit door and ....

.... the pilot and co-pilot eject, leaving the passengers to their fate.

34 posted on 02/20/2012 6:53:58 AM PST by Lazamataz (If you only think about a diet, only your brain loses weight.)
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To: raybbr
Three burly terrorists rush the cockpit door and ....

.... they open it to find three-hundred Spartans, commanded by King Leonides.

With a cry of "AaaOOOO" they form into Phalanx Formation.

35 posted on 02/20/2012 6:57:24 AM PST by Lazamataz (If you only think about a diet, only your brain loses weight.)
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