Posted on 02/12/2012 8:21:27 PM PST by Charles Henrickson
What does Barry do when he's not out golfing? We now find out: He's hanging out on DU! Hey, it could happen. Just see this THREAD, "President Obama, a DU member?"
So let us now do as Dear Reader does, which is go to DUmmieland, in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, is in the [Barackets]:
President Obama, a DU member?
[He'd fit right in!]
According to James Fallows in The Atlantic Magazine: "Obama is more likely to be spending time with papers or a book, or even to be online—prowling through the same blogs and news sites as the rest of us"
[Prowling online like the rest of us. Praise Algore!]
So do you think he wanders around here reading all our little snippets and snappets?
[To be sure. He gets historical perspective from Nadin Brzezinski and profound speechifying from William Rivers Pitt.]
President Obama, do you?
[President Obama, DU!]
So this is who keeps alerting on Trumad.
[DUER DEFEATS TRUMAD]
You caught me. . . . You all didn't really buy that dentist crap did you?
[In his secret identisty, Obama had been speaking tooth to power.]
Yeah, but he spends all his time in the Lounge.
[Posting there under "MiddleFingerBam."]
I DO know he has his staff monitoring message boards. . . .
[BIG BRUTHA IS WATCHING YOU.]
DU would be a great resource because I've seen him implement several of my suggestions.
[Although he did change "Pot Summit" to "Beer Summit."]
Mr. President, I need a damned job! If you're cribbing my sheet, man, you've got hire me as a contractor or something.
[Get in line. Will the Shill Pitt is ahead of you.]
He'd never get anything else accomplished.
[Clue: He isn't getting anything accomplished anyway.]
Michelle would keep asking if he was going to spend all his time on the computer. That, and is that all he cared about.
[Let's see . . . spending time on DU, or spending time with Michelle. . . . Tough choice. But if it gets him out of having to listen to Michelle, I'm guessing he's on DU.]
wouldnt that be something if Obama all this time had been an undercover Duer!
[What if, though, he's a . . . LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]
Maybe he defends himself vigorously and is known as a hard core Obama supporter.
[He probably says that it's those nasty Repukes that are forcing him to the center.]
As long as he doesn't post his position on gay marriage, which would result in him being banned.
[benburch likes to post his positions.]
If Skinner is true to his word then President Obama would be immediately tombstoned.
[Ban Bam.]
if the President registered here with an anonymous username and posted something besides LOL or KNR, his "voice" as it were . . . would be spotted.
[The "ums" would give him away.]
I know he is, because he sends me private DU e-mail all the time. He asks my advice on serious national and international issues.
[Great advice on that "Fast and Furious" plan, by the way. Supply weapons to Mexican drug cartels, to use against our border patrol. Brilliant! Holder signed off on that, pronto!]
Oh, wait. I was just imagining all of that. Never mind.
[No, even a DUmmie could not be that dumb.]
He's perfectly welcome to visit the Socialist Progressives Group anytime.
[Obama's got it bookmarxed.]
The gig is up CaliforniaPeggy! I know you are Obama!
["My dear fellow Americans. . . ."]
Maybe he hangs out in the DU2: GD Presidency section. . . .
[DU2: The Land That Time Forgot.]
Hi, Mr. President!
[OK, DUFU readers, let's try to guess Obama's DU screen name. What is it? "Will 'em Rivers of Debt"? "Nadir Buttinski"? "kaput"? "Skinnier"? "MinimalMan"? "B.O. the Hobo"? Let's hear your ideas!]
BTW, I notice Pitt recently sucking up to Elizabeth Warren bigtime in DUmmieland. Most likely he is angling for a job in her campaign. However, since he turned himself into poison back in that May 2006 incident, her campaign folks are probably suggesting he stuff envelopes or something innocuous like that for them. NO high level Warren campaign post for Pitt. He needs to get used to pounding the pavement in front of Bukowski’s as a pretend bouncer. That is Will’s destiny.
I think the odds are slim to none that Obama has ever even browsed DU, DU isn't one of the bigger or more well known political left sites around. Daily KOS, Huffington Post are the ones that come to mind as much more prominent than DU.
An honest DUmmie! But this will not endear you, quinnox, with TPTB at DUmmieland.
Anyone want to take a crack at it?
I am reminded of these gems:
His screen name should be obvious — DumBO
A pic of Obama checking out the DUmmie FUnnies on his laptop would make for a great graphic in a Kindle DUFU book. Oh, and Mary Matalin...YOU’RE FIRED!!!
I just wrote another Kindle article. This time about the greatest UNKNOWN actor. This actor is pretty much unknown to the public but his completely contrasting portrayals of two characters rates him in my book as among the acting greats although he is unknown. Okay he is unknown but his role as Exeter in “This Island Earth” is remembered. He also played the part of the gruff worldly centurion Paulus in “The Robe.” The two roles are diametrically opposed in every respect. Anyway that article goes live in a few hours. I pretty much figured out how to do the formatting. A Kindle reading experience. My goal is to have over a THOUSAND Kindle articles and books published. Only 998 to go but I think it will lend credibility to an upcoming Kindle article of mine on how I overcame severe Writers Block.
“DUER DEFEATS TRUMAD”
OMG, you’re hilarious. That is begging for a Photoshop.
Sarah imadummie. The Republican boyfriend is the US.
That funny who knew I think ole Obama lurk here
SO HI Mr President
I like how you've got Bootie and Lootie looking in.
Or, O'DUmBO
PJ, check out the graphic by monkapotamus at post #29.
Teleprompter...
And it would all be IN CAPS BECAUSE THAT IS THE WAY HE SHOUTS HIS SPEECHES!
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