Posted on 02/12/2012 8:21:27 PM PST by Charles Henrickson
What does Barry do when he's not out golfing? We now find out: He's hanging out on DU! Hey, it could happen. Just see this THREAD, "President Obama, a DU member?"
So let us now do as Dear Reader does, which is go to DUmmieland, in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, is in the [Barackets]:
President Obama, a DU member?
[He'd fit right in!]
According to James Fallows in The Atlantic Magazine: "Obama is more likely to be spending time with papers or a book, or even to be online—prowling through the same blogs and news sites as the rest of us"
[Prowling online like the rest of us. Praise Algore!]
So do you think he wanders around here reading all our little snippets and snappets?
[To be sure. He gets historical perspective from Nadin Brzezinski and profound speechifying from William Rivers Pitt.]
President Obama, do you?
[President Obama, DU!]
So this is who keeps alerting on Trumad.
[DUER DEFEATS TRUMAD]
You caught me. . . . You all didn't really buy that dentist crap did you?
[In his secret identisty, Obama had been speaking tooth to power.]
Yeah, but he spends all his time in the Lounge.
[Posting there under "MiddleFingerBam."]
I DO know he has his staff monitoring message boards. . . .
[BIG BRUTHA IS WATCHING YOU.]
DU would be a great resource because I've seen him implement several of my suggestions.
[Although he did change "Pot Summit" to "Beer Summit."]
Mr. President, I need a damned job! If you're cribbing my sheet, man, you've got hire me as a contractor or something.
[Get in line. Will the Shill Pitt is ahead of you.]
He'd never get anything else accomplished.
[Clue: He isn't getting anything accomplished anyway.]
Michelle would keep asking if he was going to spend all his time on the computer. That, and is that all he cared about.
[Let's see . . . spending time on DU, or spending time with Michelle. . . . Tough choice. But if it gets him out of having to listen to Michelle, I'm guessing he's on DU.]
wouldnt that be something if Obama all this time had been an undercover Duer!
[What if, though, he's a . . . LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]
Maybe he defends himself vigorously and is known as a hard core Obama supporter.
[He probably says that it's those nasty Repukes that are forcing him to the center.]
As long as he doesn't post his position on gay marriage, which would result in him being banned.
[benburch likes to post his positions.]
If Skinner is true to his word then President Obama would be immediately tombstoned.
[Ban Bam.]
if the President registered here with an anonymous username and posted something besides LOL or KNR, his "voice" as it were . . . would be spotted.
[The "ums" would give him away.]
I know he is, because he sends me private DU e-mail all the time. He asks my advice on serious national and international issues.
[Great advice on that "Fast and Furious" plan, by the way. Supply weapons to Mexican drug cartels, to use against our border patrol. Brilliant! Holder signed off on that, pronto!]
Oh, wait. I was just imagining all of that. Never mind.
[No, even a DUmmie could not be that dumb.]
He's perfectly welcome to visit the Socialist Progressives Group anytime.
[Obama's got it bookmarxed.]
The gig is up CaliforniaPeggy! I know you are Obama!
["My dear fellow Americans. . . ."]
Maybe he hangs out in the DU2: GD Presidency section. . . .
[DU2: The Land That Time Forgot.]
Hi, Mr. President!
[OK, DUFU readers, let's try to guess Obama's DU screen name. What is it? "Will 'em Rivers of Debt"? "Nadir Buttinski"? "kaput"? "Skinnier"? "MinimalMan"? "B.O. the Hobo"? Let's hear your ideas!]
DUbble-DUFU Sunday PING!
I imagine Obumbo would rather clean his toenails then
bother with the DUmmies.
After all, they are nothing more then his useful idiots.
He would be more likely to lurk on FR, just to see what his American enemies are talking about.
Top 5—now to read (and laugh)!
Top 10 again!
Nda Berzerkski.
Nada Berzerkski.
Darn spell check.
Will Pit the Haves Against the Wanna-Steals.
Arugula Latte
Lenins Ghost
Double DUFU Top 10! Double DUFU Top 10!
Oops. Sorry. If it hadn’t been for my double post...
I imagine obama or a designated assistant lurks on FR to scope out the opposition, and to be entertained by our most outrageous rants!!
DU? Too boring, and all they do is parrot obama’s old stuff third-hand.
I wonder if....when he writess....he paussess....between every 3rd or 4th word....and if he whisstles....on hiss essess.
Yeah,,,whats with the whistle,,,....?...
Deserves a thread of its own....
My guess is that its high speed compressed code to his followers at www.publicallies.org
or could be secret signals to the cannine population...but no...islamics don't like dogs.
[The "ums" would give him away.]
SSLOL! May have busted a rib on that one; Side Split Laugh Out Loud.
I don't think so. Not even O'DUmmie is that.. well ... DUmb.
[Although he did change "Pot Summit" to "Beer Summit."]
Yeah sure DUmmie. All the dims and occupy think tanks are the same - make the rich pay more.
Hopefully The Bamster will also check out our Kindle DUFU book late this year.
p.s. Mary Matalin...YOUR'RE FIRED!!!
I disagree, he can't handle the truth! :-)
That, and having 100's of DU'ers suck up to him cybernetically would be good for his already overinflated ego.
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