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Maybe it is Rocky the Squirrel's gay cousin-
1 posted on 02/08/2012 2:49:59 PM PST by Nachum
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To: Nachum

I wouldn’t mind seeing the squirrel, but I don’t want to give Beck the hit.


2 posted on 02/08/2012 2:54:35 PM PST by CatherineofAragon (I can haz Romney's defeat?)
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To: Nachum

Must’ve gotten into some dye. Paint would’ve clumped his fur.


3 posted on 02/08/2012 2:55:10 PM PST by skr (May God confound the enemy)
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To: Nachum

Bush’s fault or Globull warming?


4 posted on 02/08/2012 2:56:16 PM PST by Drill Thrawl (The damage is too extensive. Burn it down and start over.)
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To: Nachum

It looks like a gray squirrel that’s freezing its a** off.


5 posted on 02/08/2012 2:57:35 PM PST by chopperman
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To: Nachum

Don’t forget some municipal workers in PA sprayed painted a couple of squirrels orange before letting them go a few years ago.


6 posted on 02/08/2012 2:58:21 PM PST by meatloaf
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To: Nachum

Was he riding a ‘Woolly mammoth’?

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2844113/posts


7 posted on 02/08/2012 2:59:47 PM PST by jonno (Having an opinion is not the same as having the answer...)
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To: Nachum

““My husband traps them and then sets them free elsewhere so they don’t get into your bird feeders.””

A death sentence for the squirrels in the Winter. Without being able to return to their nest, they’ll freeze to death.


8 posted on 02/08/2012 3:10:31 PM PST by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra ( Ya can't pick up a turd by the clean end!)
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To: Nachum
I had thought a purple squirrel was made from grape kool-aide and peanut schnapps.
9 posted on 02/08/2012 3:11:47 PM PST by KarlInOhio (You only have three billion heartbeats in a lifetime.How many does the government claim as its own?)
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To: Nachum
I put purple squirrels in the same category as Obeyme's green jobs.

Right up there with Bigfoot, UFOs and the lost continent of Atlantis.

10 posted on 02/08/2012 3:15:28 PM PST by SargeK
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To: Nachum

It’s Tinky Winky!


12 posted on 02/08/2012 3:19:57 PM PST by I still care (I miss my friends, bagels, and the NYC skyline - but not the taxes. I love the South.)
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To: Nachum

I think it’s part of a new marketing ploy: EASTER SQUIRRELS!

Release one or two, just to whet everyone’s desire to have one


13 posted on 02/08/2012 3:20:08 PM PST by Tucker39 (Psa 68:19 Blessed be the Lord, who daily loadeth us with benefits; even the God of our salvation.KJV)
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To: Nachum

I never saw a purple squirrel.
I’d never hoped to see one.
Purple, brown, boy or girl,
I’d rather see than be one.


16 posted on 02/08/2012 3:26:41 PM PST by tumblindice (It was this or a filthy limerick)
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To: Nachum

oh great...now the entire state of PA will be declared a “protected” area by the tree-huggers.

They’ll go to court to have the purple squirrel declared an “endangered species”.

Everybody will have to move out of PA.


17 posted on 02/08/2012 3:28:32 PM PST by stylin19a (time to Obamanos)
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To: Nachum

There are both pure white squirrels (not albinos) and black squirrels (zoo escapees) in DC. Have existed for decades.

Looks like this purple guy was living in a spray painting facility or has eaten something very strange.

Maybe some graffiti artists tagged him.


18 posted on 02/08/2012 3:32:36 PM PST by sodpoodle ( Newt - God has tested him for a reason...... to celebrate life and embrace the future.)
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To: Nachum

Some kids in the neighborhood dunked the squirrel in a bucket of dye, and now they’re laughing their ***** off.


25 posted on 02/08/2012 4:09:00 PM PST by Fresh Wind ('People have got to know whether or not their president is a crook.' Richard M. Nixon)
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To: martin_fierro; xsmommy

That’s nothing, I hear there’s a purple elephant in Cheswick.


26 posted on 02/08/2012 4:17:40 PM PST by SoothingDave
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To: Nachum
Notice the tail, there's brown in there.

somebody caught it in a trap and dunked it into a tub of purple dye.....

I trap squirrels and cats and while they're in the cage, I spray paint them. If I catch the squirrels again, I relocate them. If they're a neighbor's cat then they get the message. If they're feral and I catch them again, they too get relocated.......

Criticize me if you want but it's better than killing them.........

27 posted on 02/08/2012 4:27:50 PM PST by Hot Tabasco (The only solution to this primary is a shoot out! Last person standing picks the candidate)
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To: Nachum

They just discovered the creature and they already know that his name is See?


28 posted on 02/08/2012 5:40:44 PM PST by Verginius Rufus
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To: Nachum; a fool in paradise

Looks like my fraternity brothers at work with spray cans again!


32 posted on 02/08/2012 7:44:33 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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