You're dead, Jim...
Posted on 01/11/2012 8:41:31 AM PST by Mr. K
List of who's dead to me now...
The following is a list of former conservatives who are now RINO's and are so dead to me from now on
Ann Coulter- I used to want to marry her and bear her children, but since she started suporting Mitt... dead. All those books she wrote pointing out liberal idiocy? well she wiped that all away.
Newt- well, obviously dead to me. He sat on a couch with Nancy Pelosi! Nevermind that he balanced the federal budget and forced Bill Clinton to adopt welfare reform, he looked wayyy too comfy on that couch.
Ron Paul? More dead to me. He wants to cut trillions in spending (REAL trillions, not a few trillion less of an increase), But his foreign policy is just crazy - can you believe he want to stop giving billions to foreign countries?
Chris Christie? - see Ann Coulter above. Same reason- oh, and plus he once appointed a muslim to something.
Rick Perry? I can't believe this guy once leased a property from someone who had painted a bad word on a rock. A BAD WORD ON A ROCK!!! Oh and his memory is just to laugh at! Ha Ha he could not even rememeber which federal department he wanted to cut spending billions on.
Rick Santorum, dead. bad debater. Huntsman? I suspect he is secretly a master-debater.
Oh, and Ronald Reagan! don't even get me started! Did you know he was divorced? AND he used to be a Democrat? And he voted for an abortion bill? If he wasn't already dead he would really really be dead to me.
And Last, but not least - Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Michael Savage and Mark Levin too- they won't suppport the people I WANT THEM TO so.... dead.
All of these people are now dead to me because they made the unforgiveable mistake of NOT AGREEING WITH ME 100% OF THE TIME!
I mean it. I am going to keep searching for that perfect candidate who agrees with everything I think.
E-ver-ry-thing, got it?
In the meantime we'll just let the Democrats run things a while longer... And thank the liberal media for pointing out exactly what faults we have in our GOP candidates (thank you Media!)... until I can find that absolutely perfect candidate who is not DEAD TO ME
Bela Lugosi’s Dead.
My empty bowl of Quizno’s chili is dead to me.
Wait a sec .... it’s back.
Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead to me.
I hate to say it, but even as satire, this is pretty dead.
You're dead, Jim...
You may be a liberal and you don’t even know it. William F. Buckley was friends with Ira Gasser for God’s sake. If you’re viewing everything through an ideological prism, if everything to you is politics, then you’re probably a Marxist and you don’t even know it! Conservatism is the antithesis of ideology.
Do you want to be on the list, next?
Huh??
Do you???
I thought he was undead?
In the past I’ve been among those who held his nose and voted. Not this time.
I will not vote for Romney or Paul.
I cannot and I will not vote for anyone I consider a RINO. I get to decide and I have taken the pledge. I will not vote for Mitt, not now, not ever.
If my one solitary vote says anything it’s this simple. Give me someone to vote FOR, not against.
What can I say? I was hardcore.
John Kerry says you are mispronouncing Genghis Khan
Niedermeyer...dead!
John Kerry may as well be dead.
It seems I'm dead now. Can I go home?
They poster who wrote me a nastigram after I said John Kerry didn’t have a leg to stand on ?
He’s on the list too...
What a bigoted comment about the undead! You are dead to me now - or undead as the case may be.
I died while reading this.
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