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The GOP Candidate Archetypes (Humor)
http://libertarian-neocon.blogspot.com/2012/01/gop-candidate-archetypes-humor.html ^ | libertarian neocon

Posted on 01/07/2012 6:32:00 AM PST by libertarian neocon

Last night, I was thinking about what kinds of characters could the GOP candidates play most easily if I were to make a movie with them in it. Or put another way, what archetypes do they represent. Anyway here are my thoughts:

Mitt Romney - Head of Sales who is nice to everyone unless they get his coffee order wrong

Newt Gingrich - The uncle who lets you have some of his beer when you are a kid and gives you hints how to score with women

Rick Santorum - The co-workers who has no sense of humor. Also, Frank Grimes.

Rick Perry - "What we have here is a failure to communicate." Rather ironic.

Ron Paul - Uncle cletus with one tooth and a shotgun or the crazy guy with the Lyndon Larouche shopping cart.

Jon Huntsman - The nice nerdy guy at the head of the Model UN


TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: 2012; newt; romney; santorum

1 posted on 01/07/2012 6:32:07 AM PST by libertarian neocon
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To: libertarian neocon

This is humor? Not so much


2 posted on 01/07/2012 7:13:07 AM PST by notdownwidems (Vote Republican! We're 1/10 of 1% better than the other guys!)
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To: libertarian neocon

Imagine what the forum would look like if every FReeper that has a blog posted it here.
3 posted on 01/07/2012 8:04:44 AM PST by upchuck (Let's have the Revolution NOW before we get dumbed down to the point that we can't.)
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To: upchuck

I post the whole thing and not excerpts so that people don’t have to go to my blog if they don’t want to. Plus I only post the things on FR that I think people might like, I have many more posts on my blog itself. So what’s the big deal?


4 posted on 01/07/2012 8:08:39 AM PST by libertarian neocon
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To: libertarian neocon

Imagine what the forum would look like if every FReeper that has a blog posted it here.


5 posted on 01/07/2012 8:38:15 AM PST by upchuck (Let's have the Revolution NOW before we get dumbed down to the point that we can't.)
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