[muir_redwoods]

That sounds like the undergraduate who opined that Shakespeare’s plays weren’t written by Shakespeare but by someone else named Shakespeare. Nice try.

[Lazamataz]

I woke up to my cat licking peanut butter off my nipple, should I be okay with this?

[impimp]

kar·ma noun /ˈkärmə/  1.(in Hinduism and Buddhism) The sum of a person's actions in this and previous states of existence, viewed as deciding their fate in future existences