Posted on 01/04/2012 9:28:40 AM PST by Absolutely Nobama
I must say, the 2012 Iowa Caucus was magnificent.
ABSOLUTELY magnificent.
You see, the good guys won for a change.
Mitt Commie failed and Jew hater Ron Paul was delivered a staggering defeat.
Now, before we get started, let's get a few things clear. Number one, I don't shill for candidates. I have my favorite candidate and you have yours. In this column, I will never tell you who to vote for. I will always tell you who I think is pond scum (like Mitt Commie, like former Obama syocphant Jon Huntsman, and last, and certainly least, Stormfront candidate Ron Paul), but I will never tell you who to vote for. (You're an adult, I trust you'll act accordingly.) Number two, I am fully aware that the Iowa Caucus is not that big of a deal. There's no need to remind me of that. (If you don't believe me, ask President Huckabee.)
The failure of Mitt Commie was mind boggling. Here was a guy with a campaign budget that was bigger than the GDP of El Salvador, who had been campaigning since John McLame's whimpering defeat in 2008, and had a cable news station (FNC, aka the Fox Neocon Channel) in the tank for him, and has a super PAC to do his hatchet work for him.......and yet........he barely beat Rick Santorum by 8 votes. Yep, you read that right, 8 measly votes. (It should be noted, that until very recently, Rick Santorum's campaign was being ignored by everyone not named Mark Levin and had 68 cents and pocket lint to its name.) Even uglier for Mitt Commie was the fact that he was unable to drive a wooden stake into the heart of nemesis Newt Gingrich's campaign. Despite being carpet bombed by Romney's PAC operatives and Establishment hacks, Gingrich placed a respectable fourth and lived to fight another day. In other words---Mitt Commie choked.
Meanwhile, in Red Skull Ron Paul's Fourth Reich, the Paultards are tickled Code Pinko.(Either that, or they're stoned out of their minds yet again.) They think their Fuhrer has won a great victory over the "neocon bankster Zionist war mongers" by placing third. In actuality, this is a resounding, Stalingrad-like defeat for Herr Doktor. See, Iowa laws allow anyone to change their party affiliation at the door of any caucus and vote. So in theory, every liberaltarian, every Green, every 9/11 Truther, every Neo-Nazi, every malcontent, and every so-called "independent" in the state of Iowa could have showed up and dragged the Surrender Monkey's carcass across the finish line. But they didn't. Despite the "money bombs", the "spamming", the "trolling", making pests of themselves on talk radio shows, and other Brownshirt-like behavior, RuPaul (H/T: Mark Levin) and his flunkies have failed and failed big time. Third place in a contest whose rules favor you is a complete and utter joke, much like saying Herr Doktor is a Conservative.
Let me repeat: No, I'm not shilling for anyone (as of yet, I'm still undecided) and yes, I know Iowa's not that big of a deal. However, a win's a win and I'll take 'em any way I can get 'em. If you don't win, you can't keep it classy and say things like this:
HEY RINOs AND PAULTARDS! IN YOUR FACE, DORKS!
Ron Paul is no better presidential material than Obama. He won’t be the nominee anyway. Deal with it.
Your stupidity is on display again. The Iowa Caucus open voting rules and the Ron Paul campaign created a self-selecting process for thousands of young non-Republican voters to come into the Caucuses and skew the numbers in the younger voter range. It's apparent to anyone but a dumbassed Paultard pimp who wants to make a larger point where none logically can be made.
“Who is more mainstream on Iran?”
Anybody but Ron Paul.
His inability to discern enemies and his ignorance of the history of despotic regimes is astounding. He is an embarrassment to Republicans.
“Rick Santorum has no support on Iran outside of the Jerry Falwell constituency who were the 22 percent of Americans still backing W. in 2008.”
Can you show evidence that Americans support Ron Paul’s absurd policy of allowing Iran to attain a nuclear weapon?
NO.
The VA GOP changed the eligibility rules ONE MONTH before the deadline. Gee, I wonder who convinced them to do that? Funny how Mitt and Crazy Uncle Paul are the only ones that remained on the ballot.
The courts will and should overturn what the VA GOP did.
Ron Paul’s supporters were Howard Dean freaks in 2004. How did that work out for him?
If past elections are any indication, this thread is nothing compared to the ones you’ll see if RP runs 3rd party, and Obama wins by fewer votes than RP got. Every one of them will be counted as votes that should have gone to the Republican candidate, and people will want blood for it.
The Iowa caucases don’t choose convention delegates.
Right...if Absolutely Nobama posts a thread saying he thinks Ron Paul is a kook everyone will take their balls and go home.
Wow. I can see it now. Standing in the polling place wondering whom to vote for president and pulling the lever for Obama because a FReeper made you mad.
If that’s the level of intelligence in Rommney and Paul supporters then we are already doomed.
And yet you're calling everyone DORKS? Son, you ain't been around long enough to be calling anyone dorks..........
In fact, you seem to be one of the new breed of newbies here who never grew up when civility was the norm and are taking this site down the drain........
Ever give a thought why the FReepathons are taking longer and longer to meet the goals? Of course not, you were never here when the fundraisers were fulfilled within several weeks.
It's because of the disrespectful newcomers such as you who are causing the long term residents to throw up their hands in disgust and move on to other locations.......
Newt had just 8K. Perry, with over 11K should have qualified. Rick probably didn’t even submit. If crazy paul was able to do it, they should have as well. Especially if they were serious. We always tend to blame others. I’m sure if it was reversed everyone would be siding with VA GOP. No matter what, it’s embarrassing.
If that’s the level of intelligence in Rommney and Paul supporters then we are already doomed.
While no reflection on FReepers, I know of SEVERAL ardent Paul supporters who voted for Obama in 2008 - citing their anti-war positions as their single-issue.
And they said they will do so again if Paul is not the nominee and not on the ticket in November. Their Blame America First Pacifist religious beliefs trump the lip service they pay to Conservatism
So yes, I think there are some Paul and Romney people who WILL vote for Obama in the General election.
Maybe it's just blowback from being constantly called a 'neocon', 'Zionist', 'warmonger' and other sundry things from the Paulistas when stating opposition to their political savior.
Have to remind optimistic that we can unit to get rid of the current traitor in charge.
The poster wasn't just addressing Paul supporters.........
The same “Evangelicals” and independents that voted for BHO four years ago? Iowa matters not! Lets see how NH and SC go for the fruit bar....and for you, and those like you. You and those like you have only clouded the water. Things are about to clear up. What is your fixation with Iran? Nobody is going to war with Iran! We have in fact been at war with them since the 1970’s...they have been killing our servicemen in Afghanistan for many years now, killings which have largely gone unanswered. Perhaps their day is coming. I don’t see it, but perhaps.
“Racist, anti-Semitic, terrorist apologists have no business being president of the US.”
Roger that!
No, this is my Eli Manning moment. David Tyree just caught a pass on his helmet.
“Much more fun getting in each other’s faces than defeating Obama and saving the Republic.”
And of course, the Paultards and Mittbots would never, ever attack anyone. Of course not. Just a bunch of misunderstood souls, right ? /sarc
So basically what you’re saying is we should just lie down and let either Mitt Commie or Jew hater Ron Paul run away with the nomination ? Thanks, but no thanks. I’d rather live in America if it’s all the same.
Outstanding! If you want, I’ll ping you when I write something else.
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