What's that you say, knave?
Posted on 12/28/2011 10:16:31 AM PST by Sasparilla
Carl Wooley, a Pittsburgh area man, shot and killed his wife’s alleged boyfriend yesterday with his bow and arrow. Police determined that Tony Bittinger came at him carrying a weapon as he climbed a staircase toward him. Bitttinger reportedly came after Wooley with a 32 inch long club. Wooley had continually told the man to leave his house when he got there. The man who was killed had called the home earlier and threatened his intended victim. Alcohol was involved on Bittner’s part. Police called the shooting self defense.
IN MADISON, WISCONSIN:
Lamar Crump. Jr. allegedly broke into a man’s SUV at a Madison area mall earlier this month. That's where he stole a 12 gauge shotgun, an AR15, and stereo equipment. But he traded the goods for his cell phone that he left behind in the vehicle. Police found Crump’s pictures of himself on it. He had taken a picture of himself while pointing the phone’s camera at a mirror. When he was arrested, police found the stereo equipment hooked up in his van and the guns in his apartment. Crump was on probation when this happened. He’s charged with a felony and probation violation.
ALSO IN WISCONSIN, AND, ON THE SUBJECT OF CELLPHONES:
Two men accidentally called 911 on their cell phone as they talked to each other this month about video games and movies they had just stolen from a Target Store. The call, of course, was recorded. The 911 operator just sat back and listened when it was realized what was going on. The crooks has said that they were on their way to a local video and game store that they were talking about to sell the goods. The police beat them...
(Excerpt) Read more at armedselfdefense.blogspot.com ...
I guess Tony Bittinger got the point.
Typo. Should have been “on Bittinger’s part.
We need bow and arrow control.
When bows and arrows are outlawed, only outlaws will own bows and arrows.
What's that you say, knave?
We should ban cell phones, because CRIMINALS might acidently call 911 when they are talking about crimes theydid or are planning /s.
Best excerpt ending ever.
...to the store and arrested them when they arrived.
Awwwww.
I wonder if sharp pencils would make good projectiles in a crossbow? hmm maybe if they had a tail?
youtube is your friend hehehe
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