You Might Be A Paultard If....

The Force | 12/26/11 | Alan Levy

[Absolutely Nobama]

(With all due apologies to Jeff Foxworthy)

.....You've memorized Ron Paul's economic platform, but your supervisor doesn't think you're ready to man the shake machine yet.

.....You fail a remedial history class at the local vo-tech when every one of your answers on the final exam is "Ron Paul".

.....Your mother calls down to your basement "apartment" to tell you that dinner is ready and you scream back, "I'll eat when I'm ready, you Zionist pig! What's the matter, don't you believe in freedom ?"

.....You think bong water is an acceptable alternative to aftershave.

.....You like to tell people that you're the product of Screwy Lewy Rockwell and Cindy Sheehan's trysts.

.....Your every sentence begins with "Only Ron Paul...." and "Ron Paul is the only....."

.....Code Pinko kicks you out of a rally for being a wuss.

.....You throw darts at a picture of Abraham Lincoln.

.....Your head spins around and you spit pea soup when you're within five feet of a synagogue.

.....You know what Ron Paul's first words were, but you can't remember where you left that last hit of heroin.

.....You're dumb enough to call Mark Levin's show and start a sentence with "Only Ron Paul..." and "Ron Paul is the only...." (Yes, this rates two mentions! It's as annoying as it is intellectualy lazy!)

.....You think burqas are "VA-VA-VOOM!"

[DManA]

Well, nothing. You guys are in such emontional pain I’m just trying to suggest something of an outlet besides chewing your own feet off.

[Absolutely Nobama]

Who’s in emotional pain ?

I’m simply illustrating my utter contempt for a political cadidate. The only ones getting upset here are the good doctor’s cultists.

[little jeremiah]

Of course RPaul supports perverts in the military. He voted for it! Sheesh.

Do you judge what you eat, and what is bad for you? Do you judge what to watch on TV etc and what not to watch, what’s rotten? Do you judge who to befriend and who is bad association or untrustworthy? Do you judge which impulses you should act on and which to shove out the door of your mind and reject?

Anyone who thinks homosexual acts should not be judged as perverted and wrong is part of the problem. It means you or RPaul thinks such acts are just fine.

Human civilization has to be founded upon basic morality or it will soon degrade to barbarism and chaos. And we can see that happening right now at an ever accelerating pace. And Libertarianism is helping the descend into chaos.

[pterional]

Homosexuals have rights but not special rights. I don’t find their behavior as acceptable but there has to be some tolerance to the individual.

[little jeremiah]

It’s not surprising that there is such a crazed loon as RPaul. What’s sort of blood curdling is his hypnotized fanbase. It really illustrates how notcase weirdo cult leaders can garner followers who worship and idolize a person who to the non-hypnotized, is clearly a buffon, fake, or madman. Kind of like what the wizard of Oz really was. Only RPaul is more dangerous, since he holds such repellent views.

The worst maniac in the world would be nothing without the blind followers.

How do you like this quote? Saw it on FR yesterday, I wish I remembered who posted it:

“To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead.”
Thomas Paine

[little jeremiah]

There is no reason why mentally ill sex perverts with incredibly high rates of disease, violence, sex crimes, pedophilia and drug/alcohol abuse should be allowed in the military.

[Absolutely Nobama]

“....but there has to be some tolerance to the individual.”

Tolerance.

Sounding mighty progressive today......

[Yaelle]

You know what I love? The way DEAF Rush Limbaugh has Paul’s whiny speech inflections down pat! It totally cracks me up every time!

[Absolutely Nobama]

Rush is the master of voice imitation, no doubt about it.

[Absolutely Nobama]

Thanks, Patriot!

[llandres]

Great post! You’re right - few folks have probably looked at it that way.

Conservatism v. Ron Paul:

http://thebandofpatriots.com/blog/2011/8/2/its-conservatism-stupid-or-why-i-wont-ever-support-ron-paul.html

[pterional]

I said tolerate not accept ,there is a difference.

[John D]

I’m not a Paulbot. But I’m not a Paulnot. Save it for the enemy.

Cut and Run is the enemy of America. It is America we want to save from Obama. The surrender monkey would do more to destroy America than Obama would ever do.

[John D]

. Ron Paul does not support homosexuality in the military.

Then why did he vote for it? He does not support homosexuality in the military just like he does not support earmarks, the earmarks that he collects more than any candidate running, but he SAYS he is against them.

[Fresh Wind]

[Fresh Wind]

Rush does the best Slick Willy imitation ever!

[EternalVigilance]

No, it is Ron Paul that is irrational, not me. In that sense, he is “crazy.” His entire ideology destroys the first principles of the republic. “We hold these truths to be self-evident...”

And this insanity is illustrated most clearly in his irrational, un-American claim that “states’ rights” trump the God-given, unalienable right to live.

[EternalVigilance]

Ron Paul is not “the light.” You have been deceived. Very sad.

[EternalVigilance]

But I think this post of yours is the winner. It is such a nasty, all-out lie, such a deliberately absolute rape of everything Ron Paul stands for, such a heinous violation of what you know to be the truth, that with it you've won the filth award of the decade. But in a strange way, it pleases me. Because of the enemies of the Constitution, of true freedom, and of truth, are so up against it that they have to resort to a level of thuggery like your grotesque lies in order to try to kill the light, then things are actually getting better. Yes, scum trolls will continue to collect paychecks for trying to destroy their country, but the fact that they are hired at all, and printing such depravity, means the awakening is becoming unstoppable. That's all - you can carry on now (for as long as they continue to pay you, of course).

Ignoring your false characterization of me and my motives, let me say that you fail to address anything I said.

Ron Paul is a libertarian, not a moral conservative. His godless ideology destroys the natural law moral basis of our form of government, and our claim to liberty.

He has clouded millions of minds to the necessity of an understanding of moral right as the basis for understanding what rights even are.

And his pro-choice for states, "states' rights" trump unalienable rights, jihad is the prime example.

During elections, he masquerades as a conservative, but he's not one. He's a deceiver.

[EternalVigilance]

a nasty, all-out lie

No, what I'm saying is the all-out truth, and it ain't nasty. It's loving.

Though I don't expect you to understand what I'm saying.