Posted on 12/26/2011 8:04:16 PM PST by Absolutely Nobama
(With all due apologies to Jeff Foxworthy)
.....You've memorized Ron Paul's economic platform, but your supervisor doesn't think you're ready to man the shake machine yet.
.....You fail a remedial history class at the local vo-tech when every one of your answers on the final exam is "Ron Paul".
.....Your mother calls down to your basement "apartment" to tell you that dinner is ready and you scream back, "I'll eat when I'm ready, you Zionist pig! What's the matter, don't you believe in freedom ?"
.....You think bong water is an acceptable alternative to aftershave.
.....You like to tell people that you're the product of Screwy Lewy Rockwell and Cindy Sheehan's trysts.
.....Your every sentence begins with "Only Ron Paul...." and "Ron Paul is the only....."
.....Code Pinko kicks you out of a rally for being a wuss.
.....You throw darts at a picture of Abraham Lincoln.
.....Your head spins around and you spit pea soup when you're within five feet of a synagogue.
.....You know what Ron Paul's first words were, but you can't remember where you left that last hit of heroin.
.....You're dumb enough to call Mark Levin's show and start a sentence with "Only Ron Paul..." and "Ron Paul is the only...." (Yes, this rates two mentions! It's as annoying as it is intellectualy lazy!)
.....You think burqas are "VA-VA-VOOM!"
No, he's a dangerous kook whose foreign policy stance is that of a cringing weakling.
He is a constitutionalists
How many constitutionalists is he?
that could potential change the status quo in Washington.
Can he "potential change" your illiteracy?
As a conservative I support his views.
Contradictory. As a conservative, I spit on him.
As to the "Dr. Paul" issue.. you DO know that the only
reason he became an OB/GYN is that is the only way a
geek like him would ever get a peek at a naked woman?
The Brow speaketh, but the Brow knows not what he speaketh about.....
“As a conservative, I spit on him.”
Mix it with some Skoal.....
Why do I have to “tolerate” homosexuality ? It’s a frame of mind. It’s not a race, a religion, or ethnicity.
Why do I have to “tolerate” homosexuality ? It’s a frame of mind. It’s not a race, a religion, or ethnicity.
Sorry, it is the law that you can not discriminate based on race, religion, or sexual orientation. Unless you have some scientific data that you would like to share with the world that being gay is a “state of Mind”.
I’ll bet one of the MSM night show freaks is monitoring this thread for material; pretty good stuff here.
Could you imagine what kind of boost that would be for my writing career ?
Perhaps I could go on that Rachel Maddcow guy’s show....
LOL!
You do realize that this is FRee Republic, not the Huffingtonandpuffington Post, right ?
Spare me the politicalcorrectthink nonsense.
HUH ?! WHA-— ?
You’re a Paulbot and you’re lecturing me about Stormfront ?!
WOW!!
Now I understand why you chose your screen name. It’s a perfect fit.
“The combination of both a vital artery in this area and the relatively thin bone structure has lent itself to the name “God’s little joke” by some physicians.”
You forgot the comma and question mark. Also, the comma that you did use is technically incorrect, but understandable.
If you can't figure it out, give me a shout and I'll come back and help.
Thank you for the offer and when I write my White Paper I’ll take you up on it.
As for off the cuff jottings on a chat site, only a-holes care about punctuation there.
And only a-holes resort to name-calling to defend their position.
BTW, "off-the-cuff" should be hyphenated because it's being used as a compound adjective in front of a noun; it precedes, and thus potentially modifies, the noun being used ("jottings").
Happy freepin' New Year.
Happy and prosperous New Year to you too dear.
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