Satirical Poll: With Obama's Approval Rating In The Toilet, Who or What Can Beat Him?

The Right Elective Decisions ^ | 12/06/2011 | Chris Davis

[writer33]

With Obama’s approval rating in the toilet, who or what can beat Obama? Will a gorilla beat Obama? Will a ham sandwich beat Obama? Or will a sack of monkey crap beat Obama? We need to know what you think. We need you to think outside the box. What do you say ping list?

[writer33]

Ping!

[E.K. Crossbow]

I would really like to see Newt Gingrich debate Hussein but I do not know yet what is hidden from the public on him. He is the most savvy man and probably mind wise the smartest. I do not know if he is tempered evenly enough to lead. Ron Paul is probably the most honest and I would love to see him elected even though I disagree with him on a few issues. I surely would love to see Obama gone and I would vote for a tree before voting for him.Another term of Obama and America is gone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[writer33]

Agreed.

[Cyber Liberty]

Voted and Bumped...

[writer33]

Thank you for both, CL. :-)

[Berlin_Freeper]

Biden could beat Obama!

[mardi59]

No teleprompters or notes at the coming debates with Howdy Doody is going to hurt him alot. He will ummmm and hmmm his way into history as the biggest failure and corrupt politician this nation has ever seen.

Currently suffering thru his Teddy speech is like watching a fan at a tennis match. The only way he will have any kind of legacy is if his teleprompter is given to the Smithsonian.

[tallyhoe]

Who? Any of our candidates can beat Zero!!!!

[Enterprise]

All of the above. An earthworm would have signed the Keystone pipeline authorization by now.

[no-to-illegals]

Ah Mr. Chris Davis,
The RNC is on line two. Something about your article creating sympathy for zer0.

[Toespi]

The lower Obama sinks the greater chance there be a national emergency to suspend the election. Afterall, the sleeper has just about everything in place. June through October of 2012 is going to be a very scary time.

[fight_truth_decay]

A Gorilla 0%

Geeze..I should have voted the Gorilla-that received no votes. :(
Better than All,others were individually selected.

[writer33]

LOL!

[WayneS]

I’ll happily vote for a Sack of Monkey Crap in 2012 as long as it chooses a Box of Rocks as its running mate.

[Old Sarge]

The lower Obama sinks the greater chance there be a national emergency to suspend the election.

DING DING DING we have a WINNAH!

[writer33]

LOL!

[Gator113]

To writer33 | 12/02/2011 6:15:45 PM PST sent
Please remove me from your ping list.

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From writer33 | 12/02/2011 6:16:48 PM PST read
You are removed, sir.

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I politely asked you to “please” remove me from your ping list. Your response indicated that you had complied with my request, yet now, 4 days later, I find that you had apparently ignored me.

REMOVE ME FROM YOUR DAMN PING LIST(S).

I hope that is clear enough for you.

[writer33]

You’re off. You really need an enema.