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Mitt Romney Says Brylcreem: ‘A Little Dab Will Do Ya’(Satire)
The Right Elective Decisions ^
| 11/23/11
| Chris Davis
Posted on 11/23/2011 5:46:03 PM PST by writer33
A shot of Ron Paul appears, deep on the campaign trail in Davenport, Iowa. Here, Paul stops to make an appearance at the Iowa 80 Truckstop to pitch his policies to the day in and day out truck drivers.
Paul, thinking: Mmmm…a new constituent. Let’s see if I can wow them with my rock solid conservative principles.
The constituent turns and runs when he gets a look at Ron Paul’s hair.
Camera quickly goes to Mitt Romney, adorned in an Italian suit and standing at the foot of the White House.
TOPICS: Business/Economy; Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: brylcreem; chrisdavis; mittromney; writer33
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posted on
11/23/2011 5:46:12 PM PST
by
writer33
To: 50cal Smokepole; Allegra; AZ .44 MAG; b4its2late; Blood of Tyrants; bluerose; Clint N. Suhks; ...
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posted on
11/23/2011 5:47:11 PM PST
by
writer33
(Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
To: buccaneer81
Thought you might enjoy this one, ping.
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posted on
11/23/2011 5:57:29 PM PST
by
writer33
(Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
To: writer33
Mitt in a lady’s pants? She’ll need the magic underwear.
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posted on
11/23/2011 6:15:10 PM PST
by
buccaneer81
(ECOMCON)
To: buccaneer81
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posted on
11/23/2011 6:24:19 PM PST
by
writer33
(Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
To: writer33
Use more only if you dare!
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posted on
11/23/2011 6:53:24 PM PST
by
editor-surveyor
(No Federal Sales Tax - NoTrigÂ’s not perfect, but heÂ’s perfectly awesome. What a nice way to loo Wa)
To: editor-surveyor
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posted on
11/23/2011 7:14:42 PM PST
by
writer33
(Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
To: writer33
Heh. I knew it would be good. Great to be amused and a muse, if but for a day...
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posted on
11/23/2011 7:38:36 PM PST
by
Cyber Liberty
(Cain = National Sales Tax; Perry = Amnesty for Illegals; Romney = Obamacare forever. Who's left?)
To: Cyber Liberty
I knew it would be good. Great to be amused and a muse, if but for a day...Man, that $20 I gave you went much further than I thought. The dollar must be climbing. As for a muse for a day, if you give me money, I'll say praise you as an unequaled genius. It's really a basic concept. LOL!
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posted on
11/23/2011 7:46:22 PM PST
by
writer33
(Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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