Police: Fla. woman posed as doctor, injected cement and tire sealant into patient’s backside

WashingtonPost ^ | 11202011 | AP

[Conservative Vermont Vet]

I will not, repeat NOT, make any snide remarks (which would be construed as "racist") re: a person who is naturally "endowed" with a similar "Junk in the trunk" (at least 2 ax handles wide) who shall remain nameless but if I were to be so insensitive to even hint at her identity, I might refer to "she" as a prominent person who resides in Washington and who's pseudonym is Moochelle Ma Belle.

"Let eat arugula!" Meanwhile, can I git' me a Super-sized order of Fries here???

[nomad]

Tire sealant,huh? Well from the looks of it, now she can mount a “WIDE LOAD” placard on that fat @rse.

[nomad]

She better get DOT compliant and install a backup alarm for that @$$.

[boop]

Wait! Is that a picture of the phony “doctor” or the victim? Did the “doctor” use the same concoction on him/herself? Either way, hideous result!

[teletech]

The jokes just write themselves. (buns of cement)

[Windflier]

For cryin’ out loud. This must be the fifteenth time I’ve seen this story posted on the forum in the last two days.

And people get political threads pulled because they’re ‘duplicates’. Sheeesh....

[Gamecock]

It is my professional opinion that this was NOT a good idea.

But being an optimist, I am sure she now has a firm butt.

[Gamecock]

Based on the article she, uhhh, he, is the “doctor.”

[TheDailyChange]

What would the Airlines charge for this seating requirement?

[apocalypto]

Another crazy story from Florida.